Sunday, December 30, 2007

i'm getting better

i've solved this rubik cube like 5 times now. i've almost got all the steps memorized :P

i could have been a GSP...

1
2
3

rubix cube.

damn. you.

i've solved it 3 times in the last 12 hours. i found a video tutorial that's quite effective. but i have to keep resorting to it to complete it. i can get the white side correct, and most of the first 2 rows going up - but i find i keep resorting to the video to make the last edge in teh 2nd row, and to complete the yellow, and to complete the top edges of yellow.... i think if i do this 2-3 more times today i'll be able to do this on my own :)

Saturday, December 29, 2007

wow.

i started to get on here and vent... but after taking even a quick 15 min nap i feel soooo much more relaxed and not pissed off. don't ask. long story. a picture later for fun :)

mood: better. i no longer want to slit someone's throat. :)

Thursday, December 27, 2007

step 1 of 3, done.


I think i want this.
Step 1 - Apply for Concealed Carry permit. done.
Step 2 - get fingerprinted. tomorrow :)
step 3 - buy gun. next month :P

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

more pics



what i SHOULD have asked for for christmas



This was $300 a year ago! now it's only $89!!!

6 Phases of a Relationship

Phase 1: Dating
During this phase, you are simply dating. You may date more than one person at a time, you may choose to date more than one at a time. The relationship isn't serious, and during this phase you're more trying to weed out the bad picks and you begin to see more details of who the person really is. Normally, major flaws are seen during this time, like traits or characteristics that you really like or don't like.
Phase 2: Dating exclusively
After you have dated for any amount of time, this phase comes into play. You realize that the person you are with means more to you than just close friends, and you want to continue to grow closer to this person. Sometimes this step gets missed, and sometimes isn't vital - but however, it can make this clearer or easier in the future.
Phase 3: Falling in love
Does one even need to elaborate on this? It is what it is - you realize it when it's there. If you don't know, then it may not be - but that doesn't mean it isn't, it could just be that you don't know what it's like. To describe exactly what it's like could fill a book - but as a generalization, if you're thinking it, then it probably is.
Phase 4: Engagement
This person is the one, the one you want to spend the rest of your life with. How do you pull off the engagement? Where? When? What style ring? What size rock? So many unanswered questions. But if it's meant to be - then it doesn't really matter what choices are made here.
Phase 5: Moving in together
While many may not see this as an important step, I believe this phase prepares you for eternity. Flaws not previously noticed may surface now, as can positive traits. If you have major second thoughts now, don't continue to the final step without professional guidance - it will only lead to disaster.
Phase 6: Marriage
The final bond. Again, not much to say about this, it is what it is. The person you wish to spend the rest of your life with, the one you wish to grow old with, the one you consider your soul mate.

Sometimes, these happen out of order - some steps get skipped, i've heard some never happen... Some may date, fall in love, move in together, get engaged then marry. Others date, move in, fall in love, engage then marry. Others yet still, date, marry, move in together, then fall in love (vegas baby!) - and as i sorta said earlier, i've heard of someone recently date (or should i say sleep around), fall in love, engage then marry. yeah they don't live together. sad sad. hahaha

Monday, December 24, 2007

my xmas came early

i got what i wanted, and i've yet to open any gifts :)

phase 3: completed
2 phases to go. maybe 3. 4? oh well :)

(btw if you google anything to figure out what i'm talking about, then realize this follows no mainstream logic - only my own) :)

Sunday, December 23, 2007

best canidate.


Take the quiz yourself
#1 Mike Gravel
#2 Dennis Kucinich
#3 Hillary Clinton


this isn't the first time i've seen clinton on my list - last quiz i took said she was #2 and gravel was #1. actually, Kucinich was #10 on that quiz.

Monday, December 17, 2007

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....

Saturday, December 15, 2007

new

Checkout the new pics from friday night!

Friday i left work slighty early, met Brittany at my house, then we left for Gibney's Pub in Atlanta. We met up with her friends Schnurr and Sarah (who are like 20 and 19) - come to find out since Gibneys is a bar, you have to be 21 to enter. So we went to the Hard Rock instead.

Afterwards we wandered around taking pictures and stuff. It was really fun. Then waffle house for pie. mmmmmmm :)

This morning we were gonna go ice skating, but got lazy. oh well. had lunch with the folks, then she had to leave :(

I maaaaajorly need to do some massive cleaning around my house. i think i'm not going to put up my xmas tree, being so close to xmas and nobody here to really enjoy it. i haven't mopped in months, if not a year. i think i'm going to wipe out the fridge tonight and maybe tackle the bathroom. tomorrow i need to wash alot of clothes and fold and put away. if i do those things there things will look ALOT better :)

ok that's all for now kiddies. g'nighty :)

Sunday, December 09, 2007

me

so yeah. it's like i'm seeing little Cindy-Lou's tear fall in Who-ville, and my heart grew three sizes larger. except it's not the christmas spirit that i'm falling for.. and it's a special someone who's in my heart :)



oh yeah. grilled some hamburgers tonight :) i'm really flexing my grilling skills. i do have to say, while i'm not the best, i'm better on propane than i am charcoal. we watched superbad tonight. it was like... there are some words that, in moderation are funny - but were uttered like 300 times in the first 20 mins of the movie. maybe i didn't find it too funny cause i'm just growing old =-0

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Blue A$$ Grillz

FratToys.com
How to use them grillz all up in your mouth!
All right, this is how it works ya heard?

1. Bend that bling to the shape of your teef, then bend the hooks on the back to fold around your teef.
2. Put the Grill with the sticky stuff attached into some hot water, NOT BOILING, just hot.
3. After a couple of minutes when the sticky glue turns clear, take them out the water with some tongs, not your digits, that is ignant.
$. Look at your ghettofabulous self in the mirror while putting on your fine grillz so you get it all nice tight and straight.

Gully son, gully.

awe.

Joke #1


There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question. I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know, here I am in the hospital in this unbelievable pain."

The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her, "Just what did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So I broke its neck, busted its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"




Joke #2


Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer yer Frend,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frickin book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa


Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa


Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa


Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa


Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa


Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa


Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa


Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa


Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky

Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams,
Santa




While not a joke, it's still crazy.


I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table... everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see.... Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!

Monday, December 03, 2007

old times

so i was looking thought some old emails. ok, alot of old emails. alot of OLD emails... from everywhere. blog comments. ebay receipts. personal emails. you name it. prob 6,000 emails over the past 8 years. some sad, some glad. the end of some relationships and friendships, the beginning of others. everything that helps remind me of how i got here and whom i've formed myself into being.

no regrets :)

Count Ups.











Sunday, December 02, 2007

You Know You Go To Newton When...

sadly, i know what 90% of these statements are talking about. oh, and fyi for... well nobody but chris reads my blog who went to newton: marvin the janitor is no longer, nhs now has 1 way halls, mesh bookbags are a thing of the past... hmm and some other things never change LOL.




For all students and graduates of our beloved Newton High School, if you can relate to any of the following statements, this is for you.

You Know You Go To Newton When...

  • Your health teacher tells you his sex stories
  • The subs play cards with you in class
  • The subs are seen on a regular basis in the same class
  • You can get high from walking in the bathroom.
  • When people fight, the walls fall over. & everyone on that hallway at the time of the fight gets suspended.
  • The "call" button doesn't work.
  • Your school has a "dungeon"
  • The rats learn literature with you.
  • Roaches drink from the same water fountain as you.
  • When dessert is spelled "desert" on the lunch menu.
  • You get tackled when you blow a whistle.
  • Lockdowns are regular occurrences.
  • Half the seniors don't pass the GHSGT, let alone graduate, and you can just forget going to college.
  • Graduation is at New Birth Church of Christ
  • You don't know what a pep rally is.
  • "Chicken tender Friday" is the highlight of the week.
  • 25 cents for extra ranch or pack of ketchup.
  • Basketball games... blacks to the left, whites to the right, and we celebrate when we integrate.
  • There is no student section at the football games, just basketball.
  • The AP students don't know how to spell "definitely".
  • Our school bulletin board is entitled "What It Do?"
  • "no bitch, he mine" is written on the wall of the dungeon, and no one seems to want to clean it up.
  • The soccer players lose their soccer balls in the Yellow River.
  • Our Latin teacher's previous profession was a welder, and he refers to a "dipthong" as "not the one's you buy at Victoria's Secret, ladies..."
  • The girls know how to get an A in 9th grade government.
  • You know who "Smiley" is, and apparently he has been with a lot of girls.
  • Our hallways are the low-grade version of The Hall of Mirrors.
  • Our flag corps def. does not swing flags.
  • When we get a mascot, it gets freed the next day.
  • We have a barn, complete with "farm day".
  • The lunch ladies freak out when you give them a 10 dollar bill and ask for change.
  • Our assistant principal knows all of the black girls personally.
  • When u know your assistant principal's favorite beer is Bud Lite
  • Black History Month of referred to as Multi-Cultural Month.
  • The parking lot is where it goes down... literally.
  • There's only one white senior cheerleader.
  • "Timewarp" is everywhere, but no one knows what it is.
  • The cop's name is "Cookie"
  • When your literature teacher has created a magnetic field around her classroom.
  • The essential questions never change.
  • We have our daily sociology discussions on the difference between black mommas and white mommas.
  • You take Physics just to go to Six Flags.
  • "The Sound Factory" breaks out in a beat every class period.
  • You rap poetry in British literature.
  • Teachers still teach the "i before e except after c" and "princ i pal"
  • We build a new high school, and we are still overcrowded.
  • The principle "ingeniously" decides to take 7 min. off each class just to add a 5 lunch (due to overcrowding)
  • Everyone goes to the NHS/EHS football game, just to watch us lose to a 4A school that was 0-30 last year.
  • When the answers to the AP US History tests are on the internet, and everyone makes a 100 except for the poor kid in the back of the class that has no friends to tell him about it.
  • You can easily break in, but there is nothing to steal.
  • One-way halls aren't still enforced, but the signs are still there, right next to the prison letters.
  • Violating the one-way halls is about the equivalent to running a street light.
  • You have technology class, but with no computers.
  • The homecoming dance lasts about 30 minutes.
  • The seniors that graduated the year before hang out at Newton like they still go there.
  • You can go to the janitor (Clayton) and find out who’s dating who and who got in a fight because he knows everything.
  • When you know the reason your math teacher (Mrs. Gay) is evil because her husband (Mr. Gay) left her for a black dude
  • When your history teacher has a seizure "due to stress" in class and puts in his letter of resignation the next day, in the middle of the school year
  • When your library is the size of a classroom
  • When the bathrooms have prison bars on them
  • When the special kids just walk around without supervision
  • When a special kid is nicknamed Danger because he goes around harassing females and reciting the song Danger....and nobody knows his real name...
  • HALF OF THE STUDENT BODY IS EITHER PREGNANT OR GAY!!
  • OR WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE CLASS PRESIDENT OF 06' DOESN'T EVEN GRADUATE?!
  • You walk in and the aroma of weed and old carpet is overwhelming, but you just sigh to yourself and say "Welcome to Newton"....

Leave me Gifts!









Wednesday, November 28, 2007

hah

i have the same 3-4 followers:
20 entries
nov 27th 7:20am til nov 28th 8:18pm

chris at home7 (2 are from a pc with "unknown" resolution - a different pc?)
chris at work3
brittany4
amy6

spies. mmhmm ;)

ok

my last post was too depressing...

all evening I've browsed vw tuning stores, youtube videos, auto trader and craigs list. what I've come up with is

  1. i can get some nice performance after market suspension for my passat for not that much more than stock.
  2. i really want to chip my engine and tranny
  3. i really need to fix my vacuum leak on the passat
  4. i really want to get a project car (cheap, that i can work on)
  5. i really should get dad's truck(s) - the 78 and/or '01 to 'project' on.
  6. i thought i wanted the W8 Passat, now i'm thinking not
  7. the W8 Passat with a cat-back sounds niiiiice
  8. you can find cheap cars and trucks (like $400-1000) that don't need much work
  9. i need to payoff my credit card so i can do some of the above :(


my baby's coming to see me tomorrow! i got my propane tank - maybe I'll grill up something yummy and let her make some mac and cheese hehe :) i fucking feel like royalty when she comes over - there's actually someone out there for me that a) not only wants to come see me, and will do so willingly, but also b) is willing to drive at least 45 mins to do so! no begging required! i - i - i ju - i just don't know how to act sometimes.

i had tacos for lunch today. authentic Mexican made tacos. yup, on job site today the food truck pulled up, fried up some chop steak, and sold tacos out of the back :) hehe. good stuff.

Monday, November 26, 2007

it's sad

that while it all seems as good as a fairy tail, i still expect it to come crashing down on me...

no reason. but it's just going too good. too good to be true. every cloud has a silver lining.

i sure don't want it to end, but that's all i've ever known. its almost like it's inevitable in my life. i sure hope that the only thing that ends, is the inevitability.

:')

My kitchen


eat it up :)

Sunday, November 25, 2007

try number two, and still working...



wow. it doesn't look like this is 19 pictures (and 20 more frames to go for the other half of the kitchen!)

panaroma try number 1



this was 9 photos pieced together.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

btw

who has the IP address xx.xx.xx.xxx who uses Charter internet who uses Firefox 2.0 checks my blog 3 to 5 times a day, ranging anytime from 3:30am to 9:30 at night?

which one of my followers are you?

EDIT: OK Chris fessed up. hah it says you live in Athens GA.

what a wonderful night.

my baby came to visit :)

ya know. it's weird. how much fun doing so little can be. tonight i hooked the tv up to the projector, so the tv was seen in 10'. we watched blades of glory, found sonics 5 for $5, came back and watched bones. along with some dancing with the stars, some family guy, and some other random shows. i sure hope she enjoys my company even a percentage as much as i enjoy hers :) i'm actually looking forward to the holidays again. last year sucked, and my outlook wasn't looking bright for this year - but that's changing... oh yes how its changing :)

not to mention finding someone who has goals in life is - well, different from what i've been finding. it's about damn time i find someone worth my time. so many thoughts going through my head - good thoughts - but at the same time i'm jumping the gun with alot of them. slow down, calm down, settle down, take a deep breath - and if it's meant to be, then it will be.

i got our new company website live today: http://www.virtualguardservices.net - i layed it out, scott filled in the text, and i converted it into html. after doing all that i ended up making a few graphics, uploading it to the site, and corrected a few typos. meanwhile, i told scott we have GOT to liven it up - waaaay too much text with nothing else. work for another day :)

well i'm going to kill some more time - i want to make sure my girl made it home safely tonight. g'night world. *continues to smile like a grinning jackass* :)

Sunday, November 18, 2007

news

Jason: "So I went on a date this past week with another girl, and well, I couldn't help but think the whole time how I didn't want to be with anybody but you. And at the same time, i started thinking about how I don't want to share you with anybody else either. How does that sound?"

Brittany: "OK :)"

sweeeet :)

so we saw blue man group tonight. kick ass. we were way up in the middle of nowhere, where we could barely see, but it was still fun. brad and michelle also went, it was fun the 4 of us (prob more fun the 4 of us than just 2 of us.)

i took a typing test twice tonight, both times 73wpm - 5 mistakes first time, 3 mistakes 2nd time.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

LOL! my racist joke of the day :)

Remember the blacks in the Jetsons? You don't? Isn't the future going to be GREAT!?

My Simpsons Personality

You Are Barney

You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

dreams

i had some dreams last night. the only one i remember is i met Bill Clinton. he was kinda snobby.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

For you chris

funnies

no touching!


could this be considered an open container?


"... to leave an telephone number so that if needed more information we can call you." an telephone number? then the mixed up rest of the sentence?


Covington's Mickey Dees Bar and Grill


On a co-worker's door:

leave it to the mexicans: part 2



yes, that is hotdog and corn pizza. and yes, i did try it. so did brittany. poor brit. she about puked. it was more the thought than the actual flavor.

so yeah. this came from a mexican pizza place that was like a ci-ci's pizza in norcross. if you're curious, there was sausage pizza and a chocolate pudding pizza also on my plate... oh and apparently mexicans like jalapeños on all their pizzas, and pineapple and ham - 2/3's the pizzas had jalapeños on them, and they ALWAYS had 2-3 pineapple and ham pizzas on the line at any time....

Saturday, November 03, 2007

fack: update COMPLETED!

the car is fixed :) 4h labor @ $103/h and like $300 in parts got me going :)

man was today good. i got my car back and i got to spend a number of hours with my britt. :)

Thursday, November 01, 2007

leave it to the mexicans

fack: update pt. 2

i called today. the list of everything wrong:
oil cooler repair: $497
coolant reservoir: $102.60
radiator flush: $138.60
vacuum leak: $123
throttle body cleaning: $170
front brake pad replacement: $349
front left cv boot replacement: $192
timing belt: $1218
TOTAL FOR EVERYTHING: $2790.20

Total to get it back on the road: 738.20
screw the vacuum leak and cleaning the TB. screw the CV joint and brake pads. and the timing belt will have to wait a few weeks.... (if the timing belt breaks i bend valves and the engine is DOA)

should be fixed tomorrow! :)

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

fack: update

the tow truck picked up the car today. brought it to jim ellis. i haven't heard back yet. i drove the yellow bike to work today. it really wasn't that bad.... the cold wasn't that cold. but i might be getting a cold now :(

fack

when there's more oil in your coolant reservoir, is that a bad sign? :(

so yeah. my car's parked at Brittany's house. in the morning the tow truck should tow it to Jim Ellis. hopefully it's a oil cooler seal that went bad. hopefully it isn't a head gasket. :(

looks like i get to ride the yellow bike to work tomorrow, and maybe the rest of the week. yeah cold! :(

Monday, October 29, 2007

what do you think?

would the deer have cleared the biker had the biker been slower? or would buddy have gotten his head hit by the deer's feet?
sturgis 2007 deer jump

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

woowoo

last weekend, Michelle and brad set me up with Michelle's cousin. it all went pretty well.

Tuesday i went to see Brittany, just had dinner and hung out. her mom was friends but her dad seemed.... odd.

yesterday, i went to see her again - she had already eaten so we ended up watching The Game Plan then hung out at her house afterwards. this time both her parents were in really good mood. maybe cause the bulldogs were winning over Florida? :P

this Tuesday I'm going to see her again, and I'm going to meet some of her friends at Bahama Breeze. who knows what else will happen. eventually we're going ice skating lol.

I'm already making plans for November 17th. it shall be fun :)

i cleaned the living room, i still need to finish hooking my stereo and stuff back up. everyone shall be supprised come Friday at the cleanliness and changes hehe

g'night folks. :D

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Thomas Frey

THOMAS FREY, 58, of Covington died Friday. The body was cremated. Memorial service, 11 a.m. Tuesday, Scot H. Ward, Harry White Chapel.
Published in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution on 10/14/2007.

Tom was the father of Thomas who is the owner/boss of A.I.M. Security, whom i work for.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Ritze reist den Hahn auf

Ritze reist den Hahn auf

interttran
crack journeyed the cock on

google
Carve travels to the tap

bablefish
Crack travels the cock up

freetranslation
Scratches travels the rooster up

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

i'm curious

looking over the stats for my blog, i see i have a vistior that visits almost every weekday morning, uses Internet Explorer 6.0, Windows XP, 1024x768 screen resolution, has been watching me since at least Oct 1st, uses Georgia Public Web Inc internet provider, and is in the Stone Mountain area on the IP address of 63.73.204.82.

if this is you, comment me back, i'd like to at least say hi :)

:EDIT: haha i think it's you, Terri. your last comment on oct 9th at 12:40 corrlates with this mystery visitor's visit at 12:37 :)

wednesday

Your Old Inkjet Printer Could Aid Burn Victims

well i can walk again pretty well. still hobbling pretty bad. but my foot's less sore, and my knee's beginning to lessen in swelling. i washed my wounds last night but didn't have time this morning. tonight as i pulled them off they were a BITCH! i'm prob going to have a pretty bad scar - otherwise it looks like it miiight be trying to heal - but wounds under bandages always look bad :( but it doesn't look as bad as it could, i guess.

Mom and Dad: if ya'll read this, and my earlier posts, don't panic. Dr Park thinks i should be fine, and i'm just goign to have some scars to remind me to no do this again. I seem to only learn the hard way, and yes, i plan to get more and new protective gear. no, i don't plan to stop riding, but this was a huge dose of reality. i haven't called home and told ya'll because i think ya'll will worry too much. let me do the worrying, and when it's almost healed i'll share my pain with ya'll. until then, i'm taking care of the wounds, taking antibiotics and ibuprofen, and getting lots of sleep (and staying out of trouble!)

Monday, October 08, 2007

close enought :P

WARNING - GRAPHIC PICTURES - Motorcycle wreck

You have been warned. below are some nasty, graphic pictures of my wounds - road rash. if squeamish, don't look.

The story:
I just got back from Tenn with Shea. i had unloaded the bike off the back of her truck (cause i was too lazy to drive it back to ga) and while unloading it i slipped on some pine straw and laid the bike down for about 3 seconds. after i got it up, it barely wanted to run, so i took it for a spin around the neighborhood to flush out the gas/oil that had spilt into the cylinders. i threw on my helmet, left my shorts and short sleeves on, and didn't grab my gloves or jacket. :( bad mistake.

i drove it around, everything started running fine, so i came back into the driveway. as a co-worker said, i tried Evel Knievel... i always do a wheelie in my driveway. for some reason, this time i dunno if i was going faster, if my hand slipped, if i was off balance, or what - but the bike went right, and i went left. we both smacked the front of my car at like 30mph IN MY DRIVEWAY!

poor shea was watching the whole thing. i picked myself up, picked the bike up, pushed it out of the way, got the hose pipe out to rinse off the gas that had spilt on the driveway, and to rinse off my freshly noticed wounds. i then go inside, start putting alcohol on them and changed clothes.

f'in a alcohol burns :( sleeping last night was fun, and this morning my left knee hurts to walk on, and my right foot hurts to walk on. i went to the doctor and he things my foot is just bruised, and that some prescrption ointment and antibotics will help the wounds/knee. i sure hope so.

lesson learned? NEVER RIDE WITHOUT GEAR. *THANKFULLY* i was wearing my helmet, and look at the damage it took. $100 pants, the jacket i already own, and gloves that i already own could have prevented all this damage. well, also, not doing stunts, but none the less, gear would have helped.










Sunday, October 07, 2007

i am such a dumbass

i'll elaborate more later. but i did something reallllllly stupid earlier today.

i went with shea saturday morning to TN. cleaned up for like an hour, loaded up the bike, passed out in the motel, headed in this morning. unloaded the bike, i did my stupid shit, and now im' going to bed.

:(