bike farings idea again

since it's attempting to warm up and i'm attempting to fix my bike again, i've started thinking about the front fairngs mod i talked about a lil while back.

basically:

This:

Plus this:


Equals something like this:


now obviously i used MS Paint to "photoshop" my idea, but this more closely depicts what i want to accomplish... now i'm wondering: what medium do i use to make a life size replication of what i want to do, so that i can fiberglass over it and make it permanent? expanding foam in a can? foam blocks glued together? paper mache? clay? currently i'm thinking expanding foam, or paper mache.

south park style vids

list of crap to buy:

• finer grit sandpaper (in the 500-600 range) - not needed for a few more weeks
  
• electric sander (i'm getting lazy)
  
• plastic welder
  
• plastic welding rods
  
• rustoleum gloss black paint, 1 qt.
  
• gloss black spray paint, 1 can.
  

hrm. i thought there was something else. oh well.

lolercats

joke.

I had a bunch of Pesos I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me - an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too."

cameraphone pics

me and brittany waiting for brad and michelle to show up at the restaurant.


crappy pic of the flowers i got my valentine love :)


QT Pie it says.


This is such an upbeat song to drive to :)


I had just washed my car and it was all shiny in the parking lot :)


UR Papi it says...


The new color in my kitchen - what do ya'll think? (and yes, the blue painter's tape is still on the wall....)


Kitchen 2


Kitchen 3


Random pic of the view on the OTHER side of the building from where my sister works...


After we aluminum foiled my boss's office, he cleaned up and made an aluminum foil ball :P


I've been 19' above ground, plus my 6' stature, reaching another 2' above my head for a few days a week for the past few week....


Golden State Foods has alot of Zaxby's products (and arbys, and popeyes, and mcdonalds, and quiznos, and...)

Name: Jason Kimble

from here

Etymology:
Forename:
Origin: Greek
Meaning: Healer

Top 5 Facts:

1. How well envoweled is Jason Kimble? 36% of the letters are vowels. Of one million first and last names we looked at, 47.7% have a higher vowel make-up. This means you are averagely envoweled.
2. Backwards, it is Nosaj Elbmik... nice ring to it, huh?
3. In Pig Latin, it is Asonjay Imblekay.
4. In ASCII binary it is...
What is Jason Kimble in binary code?
01001010 01100001 01110011
01101111 01101110 00100000
01001011 01101001 01101101
01100010 01101100 01100101
5. People with this first name are probably: Male. So, there's a 98% likelihood you sweat just thinking of the price of shaver blades.

3 Things You Didn't Know:

1. Jason Kimble, what is your power animal? Your personal power animal is the Sabre-toothed Tiger
2. Your 'Numerology' number is 3. If it wasn't bulls**t, it would mean that you are enthusiastic, creative, optimistic, and fun-loving. You seek self-expression through words or the arts, and enjoy learning through life experiences.
3. According to the US Census Bureau°, 0.662% of US residents have the first name 'Jason' and 0.0071% have the surname 'Kimble'. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there are 141 'Jason Kimble's.

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interesting about #1 and #2 - i've always wanted a cougar or mountain lion. and my favorite number is 3.....

odd/cool song and sign

Didn't i always do this to you chris? :P



Cool videos
Cool videos

Top Ten Reasons Why xxx Riders Don't Wave Back

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature, and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.

Top Ten Reasons Why Sportbikers Riders Riders Don't Wave Back

10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket.
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

for you chris!

hopefully the link won't die. the other link i found said this after a short while:

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation

my new toy came in the mail today...

and it sure as hell wasn't a dildo =-0

see if you can tell which one is the old, bent, split open radiator, and which one is the new, square one.... :D

pics

Does this not look similar to the bunny from Donny Darko?
Haha. not true, but i still laughed.
Chris, why didn't you think of this already? you could have made good money off stolen company property... er, something like that.

This should be my cake one day :)

i can't wait :)

Dontcha want some of this?

haha. craig's list, under rants and raves:

I AM THE MOST ELIGIBLE BATCHELOR IN ATLANTA

Serving the Cobb County area since friday, 2/15/08

I am the greatest guitarist alive

Hillary showing her true colors



The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

FINALLY, the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side and now we men speak out..



Now here are the rules for females from the male species.
These are our rules!
Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1.. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials. .

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neithe r do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine..Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

this scares the shit out of me...

apparently we're having some major turnover here at work. yesterday they fired our marketing lady (her position just really wasn't working out - she did cold calling in hopes to gain leads for our salesmen). we fired one of our two accountants (i didn't see that coming). and we also fired Kimberly , the corporate secretary. now the guard secretary's supposedly is going to do kimberly's job and part of the account job too. i found out this morning mr hickey took a voluntary 2 month unpaid vacation to "help the office out". i'm scared :(

apparently we lost a few customers 2 nights ago, and then one of our big customers left us yesterday - which is why some people were let go. i told scotty i'm scared that a position was created for me, the position could be terminated just as easily. he said "awe, you're the computer guy, they can't get rid of you." yeah, i think not.

if things do go down the shitter, first thing on my list is taxes. 2nd thing is lets test see how i can do as a freelance web developer. i'll give that a few days, if not it's to PC AfterDark or Farmer's Small Motor again, to make ends meet - and maybe even CareerBuilder.com :)

funnies

Stop motion Drums, then drums and piano :)









Haha! it's an AMD motherboard with 1 ISA slot and 6 PCI slots, 1 (presumed) 4x AGP slot, 3 banks of PC133 RAM slots, 1 parallel port and presumed 2 serial ports, 2 usb and your two ps/2 ports for mouse and keyboard. somebody put hella time into making this cake =-0

shit.

i'm about to pay $2034 in bills :(

and my bank account was looking so good :( apparently i forgot to pay the last 2 months mortgage... so instead of $800 being due, about $1600 was due. plus the car. plus the payoff on that bastard 2nd credit card....

today was a good day. well, tonight particularly. a reality check. i went through the sorted mail and i now have stacks i need to put away properly. found more tax documents. i need to prepare a list of what i need to do my 05, 06, and 07 taxes. sunshiny days are in my future, there's sunshine in my future....

flights are funny

i was supposed to goto Aruba like a year and a half ago, almost 2 years ago, but didn't. so i started thinking recently, "why don't i go?" so i started looking at plane tickets... see if this makes sense:
Atlanta to Aruba. nonstop, about $1000 round trip.
Atlanta to Charlotte, NC to Aruba, then back to NC and back to ATL: $450 round trip.
Atlanta to Houston, TX to Aruba, then back to Houston and back to ATL: $400.
Charlotte, NC to Aruba: $500+

apparently it's cheaper to fly to NC or TX and have a layover, then to drive there and have no layover.....

interesting.

I am sofa king. We Todd did.

i want this sofa:

i found a program that's flash based and does a floor layout. i used to do this back in the day with grid paper and scissors - oh how fun modern technology is now :) this sofa would open the room up sooo much, not hide the fireplace, not block the doors, and seat about the same. and no more crooked necks watching the projector. but it's $1200. :(

pics

Sadly, i was thinking the same thing, but as the other person... "you distract her - i'm stealing the snes!"

i'm sorry amy, i had to post this funny pic :)
apparently zombies eat white castle for lunch....