so me and the jrr decide to wander around a graveyard tonight on halloween... and as you see the pictures that follow there was no ghosts :( lol

30 second shutter... in the graveyard...

the crypt... in the graveyard....

sweeet looking old tree in the graveyard :)

well out came the rotten tooth today... $118 worth of labor we see here. and yes, i asked to keep it. maybe as a reminder not to let this shit get this bad again....

the dog always looks so goofy :P

watermelon #1 - it's too bad the frost is killing them... but my compost heap watermelons are actually trying to grow!!!

watermelon #2

watermelon #3

i bet it has a hemi :P

jr looks like he's about to stab somebody.... :P

you ppl suck.

eh not really. whatever. i made my damn Manicotti tonight... it was ok. well it was pretty good. turned out better than i expected. i made the mushroom and spinage version that was on the back of the manicotti box. lets just say... the spinach part wasn't that great. i got brad to come over - he liked it. course he said he likes cooked veggies - i don't. the mushrooms were almost non-existent. next time i'm putting some beef in it :)

i think there were 10 shells, a tub of ricotta cheese, 1/2 a cup of Parmesan cheese, 1/3 a cup of basil, 2 eggs, big ass box of mushrooms, half a bag of spinach... some garlic salt (it called for salt and garlic - but i didn't buy any garlic so i substituted)... what else... oh yeah the spaghetti sauce :) anyways. i got a little bit of left overs. the garlic bread i waited way to long to make - it was all moldy so it went straight in the trash....

Note: i will be making some again. it was good. brad hasn't died yet, neither have i. it was different and i enjoy cooking like this. i will cook for anyone who comes over. :)

i swear - own my own house and car, kept the same job for years... my dog hasn't died after a 2 years now tuesday... i keep the house moderately clean... i do my own dishes and clothes and cleaning... yard work... cooking...

... and nobody wants me :(

i'm sure you all wanted to know...

ever wonder how full of shit you are? i weighed myself... before shit: 170lbs. after my shit: 169lbs. woot! that was the fastest weight loss i've ever done!


more videos! (ok lazy - one video)
omfg! (thanks crystal)

woah! the new spork!

and it's biodegradable! see here

while i'm at it... how about the Knork?

i'm a damn clutz...

gah... i have like 10 pairs of Khaki's that i washed.. and i was trying to figure out why nothing got clean... i mean normally the washing machine can all but preform miracles.... but the grass stained shorts that i pretreated came out dirty still... the oil on a pair wasn't touched... and i saw random nasty on another pair didn't know was bad.. then i realized my stupid ass forgot to put any detergent in the damn load. gah.... *rewashed that load again*

:(

otherwise i've washed 2 loads of clothes (the 2nd load i'm washing again - so "3" loads...) i've got the dishes washed in the dishwasher... i picked up some in the kitchen and living room.... hopefully today i'll put my new sub box me and brad made in the car - i'd like to clean out the car. and my room looks horrible... i did manage to go through about 1/2 of my "unsorted" mp3 albums... and sorted through them. i've deleted some stuff and such. i think i'm going to hold out burning for when i get my new dvd burner. our cost is now down to like $35 for a dual layer 8x burner. i think. lol :) mine's like 2.4x. :( and i need new media. i may look over the sales papers and find me some more cd's and dvds. maybe.

anybody wanna piddle around town with me? and i gotta make that Manicotti - the cheese and bread will go bad soon so i must make it and eat it... any takers for that?

Click below for a quicky...

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

LOL! daily dose of google videos :)

this looks like something I'd do...

hey gene i could see you doing this....

omg soap in the microwave?! i have to try this!!

homemade plasma? hmmm....

more homemade plasma... or called "ball lightning" :)

LOL! Microwave vs. Dynamite

oh my... I want a M4 :)

holy shit! this says it's just a beer vs. the microwave... but holy shit...

LOL! LOL! LOL! A Furby in the microwave!!!

light bulb in microwave...

i wanna try this... pure oxygen being ignited... a flashless explosion

one last one.... a Bic lighter in the microwave... muhahahha

ok i lied... a bunch of shit microwaved to TBG's The Roof Is On Fire :)

weight log (sorta)

i normally way (i think) around 170-175 lbs.. ever since this tooth has limited what food i can eat.. i've been losing weight. by wednesday or thursday i was down to 160... yesterday i was back to eating almost like normal, and got back up to 165... right now i'm at like 162-163.... i'd love to stay at 160 or even hit 155 :)

course... the tooth hasn't come out yet... and there's always that week to try some more :P

2001 Pumpkins.... teeheehee

haha in like 2001 me and my sister made George W and Osama pumpkins :) i found the pics! :D

then how do we get rid of the pumpkins? well we have my uncle's black lab CARRY osama off! yes... he carried the pumpkin away...

The Guys' Rules

Thanks Sarah! i actually put my 2 cents in on some of these too....

Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. (yeah i don't really care for any sports, so you could ignore this one...)

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. I don't care isn't. If you dont care, then answer "i don't care - how about that one?"

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. (i don't really get this one...)

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. (i so agree with this one. also don't freaking channel surf when commercials come on, and never go back to the original show.)

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. (That's how we roll)

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it i s just not worth the hassle. (This is soooo true.)

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. (Again... soo true.)

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. (or computers, or cars, or ways you want to kill people...)

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. (Sometimes the couch is more comfortable than the bed - we might even sleep better by ourselves...)

toothache! arg!

ok, the top set is the bottom teeth (1-16) and 17-32 are the top set of teeth. this past monday my #3 tooth started hurting again. quick story on it:

about 1st grade i had a filling in it. about 3rd grade the filling fell out and was refilled. about 9th grade the filling fell out again and was refilled. about a 2 years ago while eating some caramel candy it started to break apart but didn't hurt. about 6 months ago i started using an orange mouthwash and the tooth started hurting - stopped using the mouthwash, tooth stopped hurting. about 2 weeks ago i changed toothpastes. it started hurting monday like never before.

*NOTE* i just found out the my ordering on the teeth numbers were wrong - #1 is the top right... but for the sake of the paragraph below that i don't feel like retyping... #1-16 is the bottom :P

ok. so as i was saying, monday it hurt. monday night i hardly slept. taking 2x Tylenol Gelcaps 500mg each abled me to sleep for a few hours at a time. the Oragel i was using only helped for a few mins... then the pain was back. i was trying to figure out how to extract the tooth myself monday night.... i had just watched tom hanks in Castaways and was debating doing the same thing. only 2 things stopped me: a) would the pain be too much? and b) would the blood ever stop? with my luck i'd pass out from the pain, the blood was seep from my mouth and i'd either die of blood loss or drowning in blood... either of which it'd be days before anybody found me....

tuesday i goto work with finding the first dentist availaible as priority #1. first dentist that 2 ppl had suggested doesn't do extractions. 2nd dentist was the one i've gone to the first few times (well, same office - the original dentist died years ago). he had an opening that morning. deal. $80 and an x-ray later stated the tooth needed to be pulled. he wrote a precription for Darvocet (for pain) and Penicillin (to cut down on the infection - causing the pain).

oh btw i have no insurance. everything's coming out of pocket.

luckly the 2 medicines were like $16.50 each. and the extraction will run (hopefully) $118. if it goes surgical it may run $250-375 - tho the doc. never made any notes that said "it looks like it may turn surgical". the secretary said he's pretty good at making those notes when it looks real bad.

while i was in the chair, i asked about my "grill" - what it would cost to fix it too. teeth #27,26 and 24 would be like $209 each, and #23 would be like $159. phew. another $786 to no have such a ghetto smile. :( now that i know the price i know how much to save up for. i'm going to get this done. it kills me just a little bit more every time i want to smile - but i'm ashamed to. :'(

but meanwhile this tooth is about to be the death of me. monday night i ate 4 pieces of bread then slept little all night. tuesday morning nothing for breakfast. lunch was a ham sandwich. nothing for supper. actually i started to bed aroudn 3 p.m.... yes i work til after 5. but the last call of the day was at 3 and my plan was to go home and work remotely. i was in such pain the only thing that helped was laying down. so i did. i slept on/off til around 9 before i just finally crawled unded the covers and went to bed. yeah... that only lasted for about 3 hours.... midnight i find myself puking up half glass of water and what little of the sandwich was left... then i sleep for like and hour ever 2 hours until 8 a.m. rolls around.... last night sucked ass. i did manage to find some old stale crackers that i ate like 5 of... but amazingly this morning i didn't feel too bad.

instead of having a throbbing pain coming from this damn tooth, i now have a swollen jaw and cheek. it's sore, and if i eat anything that makes it to that side of my mouth - oh i feel it. but at least it's not throbing... i had like crackers with ham and cheese for lunch - they were good! and i've just been snacking on the crackers this evening... i prob won't eat anything.

i am kind of curious after this week is over how much weight i will have lost. i've been around 175lbs for a while. sometimes i'll find myself at 168 or something - but i'm just curious to see if i'll go below 160.... not that i particullarly want to. but i don't want to get any heavier.

on a different subject. i've been looking at weight benches and home gyms. i was about ready to buy something until this tooth started hurting. i think the workout equipment's going on the back burner until my pain tolerance levels out. i found out the gym around the corner is like $2 a day while they're open (right after work or saturdays are the only times i could go) or $30 a month - they give you an electronic key-card that gets you in 24/7.... or it's $25 a month for a 3 month prepay... and of course it gets less and less the more time you buy. i want something in the house so when i have 10 mins of bordem i can go pump iron. the gym i'd have to drive down the rd, go in do whatever then come back home.... basically "more time is needed". it is only 2-3 miles down the rd so the distance wouldn't be bad.

single life sucks. i thought about hitting on 1 friend... but she's engaged... so that would be a lil aqward... i hit on someone else... tho i think she's trying to make things work with her babby's daddy.... i hit on someone else... tho i don't really want to be but just friend with her... hit on the chck at the sports authority... but she said she lives an hour away and had to go pickup her 3 kids that night.... i've spent about every weekend riding bikes with brad. i'm kinda proud of myself for doing that - i've only ridden like once with brad before the breakup with crystal... and now i've ridden like 4-5 times since. now it's getting cold and this tooth makes doing anything impractical.

that does make me thing about 1 thing too: brad's prettymuch been there for me for quite a while. i first met him as a coworker about 4 years ago when i started pc afterdark. some people think we're brothers - we are like 2-3 weeks different in ages. when annie all but killed me last fall, i knew i could call him - and he talked me into coming over and riding his lil bro's dirtbike :) he really did help calm me down then. and in the past few weeks he's been over here like 2-3 times a week (or sometimes more). i feel like that "worthless friend" who only has fallback friends - when i fall out of a relationship, i feel like hanging out. that kinda disappoints me. i mean... i know that if he had a girlfriend, that we couldn't hang out anytime or all the time. the same applies i think he knows that sometimes i'm taken too... but i don't seem to make anytime for anybody but with whom i'm with, and only if i dont have any plan with them do i call aroudn and say "hey what's up guys? what do ya'll wanna do?" it's like only talking to someone when you need something? i try not to do that with my family - i occasionally visit many of my relatives when i have time and i'm around their area...

so i just turned my heat on just now. 66 degrees was just too cold in the house... last night it hit 60 in the bedroom.... enough was enough. hell, i never really turned the air off either - the one time i tried it got to like 78 in the house by midafternoon so i turned the air back on - and that was only like 2-3 weeks ago!.

my poor poor deserted blog. maybe i'll post here more often. maybe not. i think this may be enough for now... g'bye folks.

me!

woowoo! it's me from K-12th grade!

For sale:
Gateway 1.8ghz P4m laptop with XP Pro, 30GB hard drive and 512 of ram - 15" screen - $500
Yamaha FZ-600 Streetbike - 35k something miles - $1,000

Wanted:
Weight bench or home gym type setup for $100-300 (depending on attachments and weights)
Single white female, covington/conyers area - priceless :-\

the shot on the horizon just looked really cool

he loves the creek :)

itchy itchy itchy!

a water retaining wall behind the house

a little flower for my pretty... well i gotta find her first, but when i do... here's a flower!

so uhhh... is this a watermelon bush growing in my compost heap?

hah i layed the dirtbike down this afternoon - and damnit i was wearking my clean shorts!