You Can Be Sure of Jason Is Crazy Frog.

hahaha MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D

The Jason Goes Straight to your Head.

woke up, did some minor cleaning. picked up crystal hit 75 then 85 up to Fry's and Discover mills. traffic really wasn't bad. also i like this: to her house i got about 23ish mpg. based on approx 16 miles. then i drove 3ish more miles further to I-75. i did 75-80 mph all the way to norcross. a time or 2 i got slowed down to 65-70 and a time or 2 i hit 85 mph. all in all it was a very smooth ride and when we parked my avg mpg was up to the high 28's or low 29's mpg. godly :) much better than the 19 i'd be lucky to get, and only if i did 72 mph =-0

at fry's i got my sister's present and i found an oil raidator heater for my room. now i'm gonna cut the heat down to like 55 to the rest of the house and keep just my room 70 :P hehe

at discover mills we walked around did all sorts of random stuff. got my $7 lotto ticket cashed. walked through the Lego store. i'm so gonna buy tons of lego's when i get rich :) the slot car racing store was cool as always. i'm gonna have me a track like that when i get rich too :P i wanted another ornament for mommie but i didn't see any i liked. what i did see was an ornament for me and crystal. here it is:

after all that we had chick fil a and went to my folks where we left again and went to christmas eve service at the church. everyone was supprised to see me. i think crystal was scared a few time when some very friendly ppl came up to her and started talking hehe. then we left and watched tv and she opened a present from my parents then we came back to my house. talked and such. now she's home and so am i. it's all good :D

oh yeah. hah. i uploaded this pic but forgot to comment:

That's the christmas tree on top of stone mountain as seen from approx 20ish miles away from the church. ISO-800 f2.4 10 second shutter. 10x zoom (5x optical 2x digital) it sucks. but you get the idea. cool none the less.

My X-Mas Wishlist

ok for any who might want to know, this is what i want for xmas:

• Hoya Infrared IR Filter (RM72) 58mm for SONY F717
  
• SONY Remote Commander RM-VD1
  
• Socks. (i'm going to throw out all the crappy ones i have get down to 1 or 2 types of socks. no more mismatched pairs =-o) and omg i HATE these socks...
  
• Logitech® G5 Laser Mouse
  
• The dog wants a doghouse =-o <-- the dog has a house now!
• 8' Ladder
  
• Air Compressor <-- daddy got me one from work :)
  
• Stainless Steel Toaster **I BOUGHT THIS TODAY**
  
• 5x10 Trailor <-- dad found me a trailor we're gonna fix up and i can use :)
• .22 Rifle
  
• new shifter knob fer my truck - this aluminum one is a POS <-- HAHA i traded the truck in - no more need!
  
• Welder
  
• Kill-A-Watt
  
• StealthSwitch
  
• Wicked power supply (i don't need one, i just think it's coo) :P
• George Forman Next Generation Grill (with removable griddles)
  

Last updated 12/18/05

i am a picky person. maybe this is why i don't like asking ppl for stuff. more will appear later.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Jason from the Oven.

i'm sure i have something to say. but i ca'nt think of much...

tonight i went out with brad jr and lfd, drove up to discover mills. doood my car is sooo sweet :) i used to hate driving now it's not nearly as bad :) we shimmied up the interstate to discover mills after work (well, we stopped by my house cause brad had to use the bathroom - the boss's son(s) do a good job at destroying the bathroom at work)

eh, twas fun on the way back it said 15 miles to empty as we merged off the interstate, and we saw a good price on gas near my house (4-6 miles away) well... as we pass the last gas station it hits "0 miles to empty" oh shit! lol so we VERY FUEL CONSERTIVLY went to the next gas station (the one with the decent price) hehe so we go there and i get gas. and i let brad drive back. he was ok, kinda curious what he thought of the auto tranny (his are all stick) - tho we both agreed it was a helluva lot better than the stratus i test drove.

umm.. came back here i cleaned up a little bit. earlier today i had lunch with the boss - had my employee review. apparently i didn't get fired. :( lol he did say some good things about me and how he didn't want to lose me an employee. wow. very few negative thing to say actually.

hmm... not much more i guess. g'night.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Jason?

hahaha:
elapsed time: 20 mins
distance: 15 miles
avg speed: 47 mph
avg mpg: 22.4
nice :)

went to see my family today. got some more xmas decorations. my aunt's 3 grandkids got their gifts from the family. left there, stopped by jon's for a bit. then when to crystals. we piddled around on her pc, tried to play doom II the dos version =-0 it sucked ass. she dug out some ancient hardware like ISA wireless 1mbps NIC's =-0 =-0 that's pre 802.11b shit there. then we layed on the couch and watched some tv and cuddled... ahhh good stuff.

now i'm back, kinda hongray and tired. g'night folks.

Devon Knows How They Make Jason So Creamy.

today was interesting. well, last night i stayed up til 3 cleaning. i'm glad i did cause i got up today and kinda thuged around, did some more random cleaning, took a shower, got crystal, cleaned some more then everyone came. yeah me. lol.

so umm... i have a pretty clean house at the moment now. well i need to run the vaccume over some places but otherwise it's pretty clean. i'm glad. a few places with stuff was just annoying me. i still need to do some painting but otherwise it's all good.

i think my immediate family was the only ppl over that have seen the house. everyone seemed quite impressed. :) i felt special. evidentally it takes $105k of debt to feel special.

so yeah, everyone came over (approx 21 ppl) and yeah. it was good. mommy made chicken soup, everyone brought desserts and other random food. all i ate was soup and 1 dessert. i made sure to cut me off some of that dessert and i stuck it in the fridge fer later :) they kept telling me "if you want any of this scoop you out some and put it up" so i did - a jar of soup and a plate of dessert :)

hmm... so now i have a few dishes in the sink, the floor in a spare bedroom needs a vaccuming, and i'm cold. i just ate a bbq sandwich. twas good. at one point tonight my aunt asked "do you have any cream or milk or something for coffee?" and i almost said "i got some baileys" but instead i said "sure, i have milk" heh. i found it funny at the time. not as much now. hrm.

ok that's all. i have no clue what's going on tommorrow. apparently i'm coming over. my sis wants her candles then, i'm getting food for the dog... all of my cousin's kids are getting their presents then... maybe who know whats going on. oh yeah, i was gonna get some more xmas decorations that mom's not going to use heh.

yes. this is all. have a well night.

The Biggest Jason Pennies Can Buy.

wow. avg mpg from my house, to crystal's: 26. add coming back home, up to 27.2 mpg. and 16 miles each way. that's 1.18 gal of gas round trip. omfg. that means $2.58 in gas round trip. the explorer best case 18mpg avg maybe.. this is just too badass :)

awsome night with crystal - picked her up, made steak and mashed potatoes and mac & cheese and french fries and... crossant rolls :) good shit. hope she enjoyed it. layed down to watch aeon flux. less then 2 mins in and i'm passed out asleep. eh, oh well. i was tired as shit. still am. g'night folks :)

'02 VW Passat 4 door 1.8L Turbo sweeet! $333 monthly payment and i think insurance will go down $50 a month, and i'll save approx $100 in gas a month =-0 tis creazy!

::EDIT:: 12/13/05
insurance will go up $10 a month, and since i've yet to trade in my truck, i'm at $50 MORE a month (but that should last less than a week or 2 more)

i got gas at stonecrest. i reset the computer, drove down the access rd for 1 exit, drove to work parking lot (to drop brad off) then drove home. if you notice the null symbol and the 29.2 MPG, that was my fuel economy =-0 that means i used less than 1 gallon of gas coming back from stonecrest.... hot giggidy damn :)

oh yea the top pic was taken monday morning when it was freggin' cold outside. thank goodness for a garage - no scraping of frost!

Stimulation for Body and Jason.

omg i'm such a slack ass. 6 days since a post =-0

and wow. my 0 key feels a little stick =-
lets start with the most recent and maybe work my way back. yesterday chris moved out! twas kinda sad. i felt like i was breaking up with someone, that akward "ok it's time to give that person the distance" kinda like, but, eh, whatever. lol. josh anderson came over before lunch, and chris got back from his first load, then we loaded all the vehicles and took a load. josh's truck had the bed stuff and my truck had all the furniture pieces (entertainment center and computer desk). we were able to get everything except the pc monitor, tv and cats. so chris still had to come back to get that, otherwise i was impressed that we got everythign liek we did.

after we took chris's first load, we went to melanie's house to help her with some of her big stuff. was funny, chris said "yeah, she lives about 2 miles away" i said "i thought she said 2.67" and he goes "ugh" or something like that. (acutually it was 2.63 [i think]) melanie already had at least 1 load of stuff in the apartment when we got there, i'm assuming her and her mom's car? there was ALOT of stuff in the place. and we got a bed of a truck full, carload, and my truck had like 3 shelves and a small end table. poor chris :P

so yeah, after it was all and done, we left, came back to my house (well, i think josh went home, and chris and melanie got the cats and such). i needed some printer ink, and i called work and they were busy, so LFD was supposed to call me back. about 20 mins later brad called me back (so the message was passed, good job LFD!) hehe um i told brad "i need a BCI-24" and he goes "omg, you are no goin to believe this.... the guy walking out the door -right-now- just bought the last one..." oh well. pc afterdark is overprice anyways :) plus josh said "i think i have one of those for an old printer..." so hah, nice.

after 5 brad came over, so me crystal and brad went to carmax in southlake.... o m g i found my car. i do'tn want to look anymore. i found it. 1999 BMW 323 iS 2 door coupe. it is 2 door. i have a 2 door now, and wish i had got a 4. but oh well. it flies, is smooth, fuel efficent, takes off, perfect looking leather, sun roof, badass stock sound system... omg omg omg :) nicely priced, i really want dad to see it first before i buy. but i did my research last night. parts that might go bad: an alternator costs about $200 (compared to my explorer's $130) tires cost $65 (compare to $85) battery and spark plugs same price, umm water pump i think was similar price... it didn't seem horrible to maintain. god i hope not =-\ but today i plan to try to drag dad down to see it. it better fucking not be gone.

hrm, after that we went back to chris's apartment. poor chris :P they were still unpacking boxes (oviously, it had only been 3-4 hours since i last left). it was the best timing when chirs pulled out a plaque with a knive on it and said "where can i hang this?" and melanie goes "we need to have a yard sale". wow. me and brad were almost kinda provoking some stuff, but, we held back. i said "what would you sell?" brad goes "chris's stuff" and melanie said "well, not all of it.." i added "so what, most of it?" wow. me crystal and brad were just trying not to roll around laughing. then chris started askin "why my stuff like this?" and melanie goes "cause it's useless and in the way" chris goes "how about this whole shelf of crap?" phew it could have gotton really ugly... i guess if they make it through the first few days then it should last alot longer. tho day 1 looked pretty damn rough.

hrm, after that we went to wangs and thangs. oops, crystal's voice :) "wings and things" is the real name. :P michelle was working and she look piiiiiissed. we sat down and had the most interesting conversation that i'm sure brad felt quite aqward at... more of a "i can't belive she just said that - cause she's a chick!" hehe yes it was great :)

left there dropped crystal off on the way back to my hosue, then me and brad came back. looked at my crappy messy house and did the research on the car. brad left kidna late and i had a pretty good convo with crystal til the wee hours of the morning. i also vaccummed chris's old room and preped some of the walls (by sanding off some stuff) i need to get some new wall spackle and i'll repaint it, and some carpet shampoo. make the room look new :) this time i better have enough motivation to go ahead and paint the hallway too. it's kinda shotty looking.

ugh. that was saturday. the rest fo the week was just working, seeing my crystal :) sleep. tuesday was me and crystal's 1 month. seems liek maybe 2 weeks, time is just passing by so fast. prob by this time next week it'll be 3 months or somethign =-0

phew. enough typing for now. i need to do more daily updates. i suck. g'bye :)

Choosy Mothers Choose Jason.

i smacked this bird while going down the road friday night. now sunday afternoon this is what's left. what kind of bird is it? it almost looks like a hawk, but when it smacked my windshield it looked like an owl. what chu think? :)

Barred Owl:


what do you think?

hahaha henry you're screwed

even my hororscope saw this coming:

A new coworker you meet now is due to make quite the impression, not just on you, but on the authority figures in your life, too. Don't be worried, and don't be afraid to mention your feelings to the higher-up you're closest to.

in onther words, henry; everyone hates you. you're gonna die. and we don't care :D

Cheerio! :)

Come Fly The Friendly Jason.

i found this interesting the other day on msn:

The 3 Worst Reasons To Buy A House

My Doctor Says 'Jason'.

i have a problem

i'm addicted to downloading.

i'm up to 74.5 gb of movies. full feature movies. that i need to burn to cd/dvd.

this is over spanned over 3 hard drives.

this is excluding the 13.2gb i burned last night and this morning.

this is also excluding tv shows (south park, chapelle show, family guy, tripping the rift, aqua teen hunger force...)

i have a problem :(



fyi:
172h / 24h = 7.167 days. just over 1 week
39.72 GB * 1024 = 40673.28 MB
40673.28 / 7.167 = 5675.08 MB downloaded a day
5675.08 / 24 = 236.46 MB downloaded per hour, for a week.
236.46 / 60 = 3.9 MB a min downloaded, 24 hours a day, for just over 1 week
3.9 / 60 = 0.065 * 1024 = 66.56 kb/s sustained. for 1 week solid. 532.48 MBPS used.
and this is just the download..... (fuck the upload)

Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Jason?

wow i've been downloading like freaking crazy the past week. like 34GB of movies and 6-8GB of music and programs =-0 tis crazy

i'm gonna try to burn a few cds tonight. otherwise i could get way behind way too quickly... if i just burn my divx's then i'll have like 50+GB free... yes this is over this harddrive and over some of my others. omg i just burned 1 cd and sure, 3m 30s later it's burned, but i coudn't type and listen to an mp3 and burn the cd at the same time... so i may have to choke down the speed....

i moved my stereo off the floor and next to my pc - this is alot better setup - and omg movies sound soo much better :) oh wait - mp3's do too :P

i picked up crystal friday, well, at her house michelle was there. they had just started Nightmare before xmas, so i sat down and watched it wif them. twas ok. we borrowed Seven or Se7en or whatever it's called from her and watched it later that night at my house. then on a whim we started watching The Lion King. hehe i feel asleep half way through :P oh well. i woke up for the ending credits. :P

so, um, the next day we headed into town i got some christmas decorations and stuff - i wanted something so the house didn't look so, bland. i am kinda jelous of all the house with lots of lights outside. to have the time, energy and money to do such. so i got 50' of garland that i drapped over the fireplace mantle, tv stand, and cabinets in the kitchen. now it looks a lil bit more x-mas'ey. i also got some ornaments for the tree i should be picking up tommorrow when me and crystal goto my parents.

so, wow, i got some cards i can send to ppl. i started compiling a list last year and never completed. this year i took out a few names and added a few more addresses and i'm bound and determined to send them out this week :P

hmmm... oh i think i prettymuch balanced my creditcard and checkbook this afternoon. what a bitch. note to anyone out there setting up a "system" after they start spending: make sure you konw your opening balances before you get started. i didn't, so my totals have never been correct. i finally went over approx 2 months of transactions and i think i'm right on now. i only had to alter the opening balances like.... 200 times it seemed like.

gah i'm so skattared. yes, after we went into town, i called jon up. "what you doing? i'm thinking about stopping by." etc etc. then me and crystal show up :P lol twas funny. geze jon hates his house :P

we left his house and went to kroger and got some groceries. i had compiled a list earlier today so not only did we get stuff for supper but i got my weekly groceries too. it's amazing how quick you can drive through kroger when you have a list. but yeah. went home. put the stuff away and started supper. i made hamburgers, mac & cheese and french fries :) somehow half assin' it i made everything at the same time and didn't burn anything =-0 i know right. it was good. i even impressed myself. :) we ate took her home and now i'm back.

heh, right outside her neighborhood as i was taking her back this asshole truck a) almost hit me then b) tried to ride my ass the whole 1/2 mile i had to drive... so what did i do? what else but slow down :) then the focker tried to pass me on a double yellow, so i had to speed up of course! ah i bet he was unhappy. not to mention i had to make sure when i did get in the turning lane thingy i rolled down my window so i could hang my arm out and flick him a bird. :) i felt so much better. i think it scared crystal. oops? :)

and i got gas. $1.78 a gal :) that's what i'm talking about. actually it was kroger, $0.10 off on top of $1.88 a gal so that was nice. full tank for under $30. very nice. had i been running on fumes, i might have had to put right at or just over $30 but i'm liking this under $30 a tank :)

uhhh.... so now its cold, and i think i'm going to bed sooner or later. g'nighty :)

Half the Jason, All the Taste.

eh, twas an ok day. paid the electricy bill, went to work... worked... got off work when to see my lover girl :) we watched Gremlins - twas in interesting movie. tho it was funnier than i expected :P

ummm.. not much new. just another day at work tommorrow :-
via tomshardware.com:

This is a graph of the clock speed development of AMD and Intel processors from 1993 until the end of 2005. Between 1993 and 1999, the average clock speed increased tenfold. Then stagnation set in; over the past four years, frequencies haven't even doubled.

(granted you can't see the chart, but i was just pointing out the "Between 1993 and 1999, the average clock speed increased tenfold. Over the past four years, frequencies haven't even doubled.")

that sucks :-\

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Jason.

oh my a trailer trash 33rd birthday =-0

A Finger of Jason is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

Shanks & Bigfoot - Sweet like Chocolate

look it up - replace "boy" with "girl" and the song describes Crystal :)

Nothing Acts Faster Than Jason.

i think i'm gonna make the next few (or more or less depending on how bored i get) with slogans via The Advertising Slogan Generator :)

aah, so yeah, i got the shingles put on the doggie roof.
















And i just thought the cat looked cool :P

sundays suck

hrm. this morning i wake up generally ok. i mean, i'm not depressed feeling, but, i'm not happy. i don't know what's coming over me. maybe the anxiety of christmas? i dunno :-
i woke up around 8:15 or so this morn. my alarm always goes off at 7:30 but it went off at 8:15 today... i assue i snoozed it til then =-0 eh who knows. i got up, now i'm eating me some frosted mini wheats, well, kroger brand :P i think i need to do something. i'd love to ride the bike around for a few miles, but, i won't do be doing that. i thought about going to church, but, i don't really feel like driving my truck... i think what i will do is attach the shingles to the doghouse. wow i've notcied now times i've typed "shingles" i've typed "singles" and i've had to go back and correct myself....

hmmm... almost done eating. my credit card bill this month is $57 :P well, i paid alot extra last month to try to knock it all out, but it looks like stupid me spent $40 before the payment posted (on gas) and the damn thing didn't get paid off, so a $40 balance rolled over to this month >:0 yeah, i'm gonna pay this in the next week. i figgured out (guestamating the credit card bill) plus the mortage, electricity, insurance and some other bill (lol) that i should be hitting the minimum in my bank, but that within a day i should be getting paid and i shouldn't have any more big bills until the next payperiod. i hope :-
oh yea mom's bday is thursday. i gotta get her something.....

ok enough for now. if i go outside adn if i do any work and if i get the doghouse finished and if i feel like it - i'll post pictures :)

random pictures

yes, that's teh 1 shingle on the doghouse - i gots to get out and attach the rest (and that one) =-0
the doggie has a house! :P
this ultralite was flying by my parent's house, we couldn't tell what it was - i could see the rotor on top, but with the help of the camera... i see it all :)

i just liked the image on his rear glass - is this a band or brand or anything?

again - will you ever see or hear this on FM? :)

maybe their band and song was just... too long? :P

on square wheels? ;)

Beware of owner - i liked this :)

how often does music like this come on FM? :P

it does say "20 on 20 - Let me hold your [hand]" - it just flipped out =-0

depressed? join on in :-\

i don't know why i feel so depresed right now :-\ i mean. i saw crystal earlier. i was happy then. nobody's said anything. nothing's happened. i just... don't know. i mean i do have a few things to do, like finish going through teh crap in teh spare bedroom that i have strewn out, i now need to shingle the doghouse... nothing really to do outside, just some piddly inside stuff. i guess just the general snug money issue and here around x-mas is all. i've got such high hopes and dreams, and my job is all but completly snuffing them out... well my baby just came online so i guess i'll leave this for now...

Negro Friday :P

hehe. lets start with thursday. i went with my folk's to Jasper, GA to visit my cousin and her husband. i was ring bearer in their widding like 15 yrs ago :P anyways my parents wanted to leave at like 8 so i was planning on wakup up at 6:30, get ready hopefully by 7, and then head their way (25 min drive). what do i do? wake up 7:15 =-0 so i get up, jump in the shower, throw on some clothes then haul ass their way. at about 7:58 mom calls "where you at?" "i'm crossing over almond railroad" [5-7 mins away] "well hurry up" now granted, it's thanksgiving day, cops might be a lil thicker than normal... i was already driving about, eh, 10-20 over from home til there. and to say "hurry up" gah.

anyways. i get there at about 8:05. they're pretty much ready for me, so we load up and leave mere mins later. dad has the john deere gator on back of the truck so the little ones can ride or dad can drive it or something :P we go up Ga 20 past the mall of ga past ga 400 and get there just past 2 hours later.

i really like their house. small to medium front porch, 2 car garage, back deck plus a screened in porch on back, kitchen with a sink in the bar, fireplace, dining room, tray celings in all the bedrooms, double sinks in the master bath, tub and shower (actually nice size guest bath) plus a half bath behind garage. btw did i mention i really liked the house? :P

ummm... twas good food. we deep fried a turkey. that was hands down the best turkey i've ever eaten. very juicy and flavorful (thanks to the cajun sauce injected into it) mmm yeah i ate and ate twas good. even went back for seconds twas that good.

on the way up mom said "oh i didn't think to ask that if you had a girlfrind you could have brougth her with you..." CRAP! i felt so bad after she said taht. tho i think crystal had plans with her bro and mom, but still, i wish i coudl have asked. i'd rather ask and her say no then not ask and she wishes she had went. also, this half of the family was the lesser of the craziest :P so if she wanted to meet the family it would have been a good dose of not the strongest ppl lol oh well all in due time.

we did discous having the Kimble x-mas party at my house. i think we set a date of Dec 17th evening for like a diner only (no presents exchanging) we havne't had any xmas parties in years due to all the recent events. i'm kinda looking forward to it. looks liek if crystal wants to join she's get the full montey of all my relatives.... oh hell :P

we left there at like 8:30 so it was 11ish getting home (well, to my parents, rather) so i looked at some sales papers and saw nobody really had crap with goign to get. the best deals were after massive mail in rebates, so i passed. dad was cleaning up at works and fished out some more fire extinguishers, so i got aonther one for the house. 1 big one for the garage, 1 small under the sink, and now 1 med one next to the washer/dryer. i think i should be safer. i know everyone i know wonders why my house already hasn't spontionusly combusted :P

hmmm.... friday. oh wait. backup. wednesday i asked my boss joe when we were off, he said "thursday". crap. that sucks. oh well. i told him i was goin to japser for thanksgiving, and he asked if i needed friday off, for he owed me some time off for the extra long week last week. stupid me said "no, no, we should be back in time, shouldn't be a problem." gah. 5 mins later i was kicking myself. well, thursday evening i decided to call him - i called and asked if it was still cool if i got fri off. he looked at the calandar then said "have a good 4 day weekend". w00t! and that i planed to do :)

ok, so friday. hehe. i get up *early* :P (9:30 hehe) to toast some waffles. surf online. watch some ghost rider videos. read everyone's thanksgiving blogs. check email. piddly stuff. later crystal got online, i chatted with her for a while, then i went to see her after 1. picked up up we went to target (where i got my toaster!) to staples (got a router, so now i can return PCAD's) then the scenic route home. conyers traffic wasn't really all that bad when you go nearly to covington to go home =-0 hehe. we lounged around for a short while, then she was like "hey. i want some sweet tea" and i agreed, did sound good. not to mention i needed to get some cinder blocks to level the doghouse that should be coming tommorrow.. so we leave and goto some feed store. it was a horse store. twas a crap store. they had some funny harness out front so of course we made obscene jokes about it :P

we leave there and goto lowes. lemme ask you, the reader: what part of the store do you think you'd find masonry block at? i figured the gardenign department. you get pinestraw there, stepping stones, rocks, sand, fertilizer, etc... i find some petenuia for $0.25 that was purdy and i tell the cashier "i need to get 6 cinder blocks - btw whete are they?" and she states that i can go ahead and pay for em here, but they were on the completly far wall past the lumber. wtf? oh well. 6 blocks and a 25 cent flower later we leave. oh yeah, i just had to pick the half shopping cart that was the biggest POS in the store. it took nearly all i had to keep it going stroight. and when i needed to turn left, it DID take all i had. gah. ok.

so, after there we goto kroger. get some tea and cookie dough. i WAS gonna get 2 tubes of chocolate chip and 1 sugar cookie roll, you know to eat of of the roll of chocolate chip and cook the other, but she insisted no... :P so we get 2 rolls of cookie dough and the tea, then leave. when we get back chris and melanie were cookin' hamburgers so we kinda let em finish and make some yummy cookies :) they didn't turn out bad. tho i left the dough out for maybe 20 mins so it was soft to try to cut through. made some interesting cookies hehe. hell i ate more dough then cookies. she had a few cookies. i'm about to walk in the kitchen and put the leftovers up =-0 oh wait. theyr'e behind me on the bed :P i'll walk into the kitchen with them and put them up :) lol ok better

after all this we watched... the simpsons xmas dvd rip. well, she half slept, i watched it. after that i just decided to turn on team america world police. she watched it, i did sleep. evidently for a decent while. i woke up and she said "i just watched 2 puppets do it" i'm like "wtf? how long was i out?" :P good stuff.

this smoke detector battery is dieing. at night it chirps. i gonna replace the batter tommorrow if i can remember. the best schedule to change them on i've seen is on christmas. when i moved in last oct, i changed both of them (hall and kitchen) and i hoped i could wait til xmas (not that it really matters, but still) but looks like this hall one will get changed asap. the one in the kitchen will require an 8' ladder. for it's like 12' up the wall =-0

mom and dad are supposed to come by tommorrow with the doghouse. i guess dad may bring some shingles too so we can patch the dog roof - otherwise i got some spare ones here i can do it later. i'm gonna call in the morn make sure he brings the 8' ladder so i can blow out the gutters again and i can change the smoke detector battery. if he doesn't i'll just borrow the ladder from work. i also gotta get out and set the block where the house is gonna go so all we have to do is sit it down. so i gotta ask him about how long it is too (so i know the spacing of the block). hmm, busy day. hopefully crystal will be here so she can meet my parents. actually, my sister may be with them too, i think. they're going to my cousin's daughter's 1st bday party. oh snap, i gotta remind em to being the xmas tree too :) if not i can pick that up later too :P

ok since i rambled for, oh, about 45 mins now, i'll goto bed. wait, i gotta clean my room and the bedroom i destroyed (i had the closet full, i cleane dout the closet, and i'm going through the boxes) - i'll post pics tommorrow of the mess, and hopefully the clean :) hehe g'night folks!

ahhahha i want :)

both riders of the car and motorcycle are my heros :)

BTW 68 KM is over 42 Miles, 55MPH is 88KMH and 300KMH is 188MPH :) :)

Ghostrider Z3 M Coupe Chase -Preview

More Ghostriders:
Ghost Rider Taunting the law
GhostRider
GhostRider 2
GhostRider 3
Ghost Rider --> Jump The Globe
Ghost rider 340 kpu fuck the police
500hp turbo busa ghost rider



also these pics were taken by a badass local photographer:

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viruses!

wow the viruses are running rampant. i've now gotton W32.Sober.X virus in my inbox (well, bulk mail box) 67 times now since 11/21/05 =-0 (and it's 9:30 on 11/25/05) that's a hella lot - but granted i do have like 257 virues in my Virus folder so if anyone online pisses me off i can send em some ;)

::EDIT:: 12:18 on 11/26/05 i've gotton 16 more since 9:30 this morn =-0

::EDIT:: 2:45 on 11/27/05 i'm now up to 100 Sober.X's (plus a few more of Netsky.P and such.

i want FiOS!

availability

gd it. i want it now.

i pay $58/month for 4 Mbps down .384 Mbps up
5 Mbps down 2 Mbps up $39.95
15 Mbps down 2 Mbps up $49.95

comparing this to Bellsouth's fastest package of 3 Mbps down .384 up. their middle package 1.5 Mbps down .256 up. or their crappy package .256 Mbps down .128 up.

15 fucking Mbps down and 2 Mbps up!!! OMFG!!! and for less $$ a month!!!! OMFG!!! lol

so anyways, lfd prob wants to kill this guy...

mmm.... check fraud... yeah buddy comes in saturday, buys a $1000 pc plus 19" LCD monitor. pays by check. has an out of state license (NC). out of state bank (FL). credit card with his name on it. we accept the check. then get this gut feelin that somethign wasn't right... correct. upon calling this bank today, we found out he's passed of some more checks at wal-mart and such. bastard.

so umm.. slow day today. stayed up til 4:30 a.m. doing invoices and chatting and filling out the boss's questionare. shall be interesting. tho i did get prettymuch all the invoices done. good stuff. load off my shoulders.

talked to both neighbors yesterday (lets see if i can remember their names) uhhh... Sloane the 23 yr old and Sharon the... 50 yr old :P lol i asked em if the trashcan in my yard was theirs. they both said no, and that i should use it :) lol so i think i shall. sharon has had trash service (that i've been using for the past year) lol but i knew Sloane just got a new roomate or 2 and saw she just got tv/internet, so i figgured they got trash pickup too (but it was delivered to the wrong house). i'm a bit curious if i'm goign to get free trash pickup cause they didn' realize their mistake? hopefully :) if not its like $13.50 a month for pickup. not too shabby.

umm. last night i hung with crystal. fun as ever :) she calls me a tease, i call her a tease, it's all mutual. ;P hoped to see her tonight but her friend michelle stole her then she spent some time wif her family. was prob for the better, twas raining fairly bad :-\ hopefully it'll dry up cause i hate the rain at night. rain during teh day is ok. night is fine. rain at night is a bitch.

ummmm..... i went grocery shopping tonight. got some coke and cheese and microwave dinners and ham. yeah, that about sums it up... lol. somehow i spent $35 =-0 the family ahead of me in line had like 2 buggys damn near full of groceries. i was expecting to see like a $300-500 bill but amazingly it was only like $125. i was impressed. hell my buggy's been 1/2 full of BigK brand cokes and Kroger brand shit and it comes up $80 :-\ just by looking i felt so bad for the family - the mother looked about... 25, the father (assumed, might have been the mother's dad) looked about 40, and had 2 girls about.... maybe 8 or so. while the cashier was scanning he just had this glum look on his face. when she said the total he pulled out some bills and paid, and one of the girls said "wow, you just had enough" and he replied "yeah, for a min there i thought we might have to start putting stuff back..." i'm glad they didn't. i wish i was financally stable enough that i could have said "hey, ring up my stuff to - i got the bill." i'd love to do just random acts of kindness like that. little things that may make a world of difference to 1 family at a time, but go unrecogonized. that's what i would love to do...

shit. i fucked up. i'm sorry baby :(

so yesterday i tried to solder an ATX connecter onto a motherboard. i think had i tried to desolder the connecter off the first one the way i finally did it to begin with, i'd been better off... i started off trying to desolder 1 at a time. then i finally gave in, got the blow torch, and got the whole thing off at once :) hehe BUT 4 pins didn't fall out with the connector - so 16 came out, 4 were still stuck. after i resoldered it on the new board, those last 4 were a bitch. i completely killed the backside of the board with 2 pins, and the other 2 i think turned out ok. none the less the board doesnt post, the green LED lit up once then went away, and i think i smoked the power suppy =-0 oh well. it was already broke ass. i was just trying to add some square-wheelin' jason flava :P

i have such a... fear? of losing these blog posts. normally after about a paragraph i'll select all, copy, then paste and save into a notepad document. that way if the pc locks up, it's saved. if blogger time out, it's in a notepad doc. hrm... maybe i'm just... weierd? :)

what's new what's new... you people suck. what happened to "stay on my ass until i finally take this gd insurance test?" huh? i'm still no futher then i was this time last month... gah i suck so bad.

um ok. this started out as a short post. then i kept adding. yeah me! :) g'night cruel world *BLAMN!*

tis me baby! isn't she such a cutie? :)

awe :) look at the hottie =D

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hahaha i'm the hluk :P

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Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

woah! i'm an international man of mystery =-0

goodness at all the countries =-0



haha - me and chris are comcast; i bet crystal is the bellsouth, knology in columbus is my sis... who is sandersville?!!

Autumn vs. Autumn

Microsoft Windows's Autumn wallpaper:



My autumn wallpaper (slightly color corrected in photoshop)


eh... i first thought those 2 pics looked the same... oh well

above my stove.. on the shelf... of drank drinks...

Drink	size (mL)	strenght	price
Buttershots	750	15%	$9.99
Buttershots	750	15%	$10.99
Buttershots	750	15%	$11.99
Jose Cuervo	750	40%	$16.99
Smirnoff Vodka	750	45%	$19.99
Smirnoff Vanilla Twist	750	35%	$11.99
Smirnoff Vodka	375	40%	$6.45
Smirnoff Green Apple Twist	375	35%	$6.45
Smirnoff Orange Twist	375	35%	$6.95
3 Vodka	750	40%	$22.98
3 Vodka	750	40%	$22.98
3 Vodka	750	40%	$17.99
3 Vodka	750	40%	$28.99
Stolichnaya	750	40%	$19.99
Smirnoff Citrus Twist	750	35%	$12.99
Mezcal con Gusano	750	40%	$21.99
Jose Cuervo Tradicional	750	40%	$22.49
Smirnoff	100	40%	$4.99
Triple Sec	200	24%	$3.99
Jose Cuervo	200	40%	$6.99
Jose Cuervo	750	40%	$16.99
Parrot Bay	375	21%	$8.19
Peach Schnapps	750	15%	$7.99
Long Island Iced Tea	750	21%	$8.43
Skyy	200	40%	$6.29
Bailey's Irish Cream	750	17%	$19.99
Bailey's Irish Cream	750	17%	$19.99
Bailey's Irish Cream	750	17%	$24.99
Pina Colodea	750	10%	$7.11
Jose Cuervo Margarita	1750	20%	$14.99

Totals:
Liters drank: 19.7
Avg %: 30%
Total $ Spent: $423.12
now granted.. i didn't drink all this... prob half. and there are some i don't have on the list (this is stuff drank on the shelf) that i drank and left the bottle at someone's house... and i only bought like 1/3 of this, maybe half... oh yeah and the fridge has about 15-20 random size bottles of varying fullnessess not listed :P

wow at all my viewers :) lol 8,198 page loads to date, and 730 different pc's have visited my blog =-o granted... ppl like me have checked it at like 10 customer's houses.. then 8 different pc's at work... then 2 at home.... etc.

Microsoft COA's

Microsoft recently changed their product license stickers to something less likely to counterfit.... heh






all the colors on teh sticker are now just small words.... interesting....

top 10

hahaha this is a sad list (but real!)

Forbes Top Ten Aphrodisiacs:

• Barry White tunes - Truly frigid is the heart, mind and body that won't melt to the mellifluous come-ons of the most one-track baritone in history. Try: "It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next to Me," "Your Love--So Good I Can Taste It," "I'm Qualified to Satisfy You," "I'll Do For You Anything You Want Me To," and of course, "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe."


• A few stiff drinks - A zillion tipsy one-night-standers can't be wrong. Though the ladies on Sex In The City still swill Cosmos, in the end it really doesn't matter what you drink, so long as you do. Just be careful: As Shakespeare noted of booze in "Macbeth": "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance."


• A dozen oysters - If, as Jonathan Swift observed, "He was a bold man that first eat an oyster," then he was a brilliant man that first tried these tangy and lubricious little bi-pods for seduction. Freshen up afterwards with a moist towelette.


• Promises, promises - "Sure, baby, I'll hook you up with that producer friend of mine." "Of course they're orchestra seats--nothing less for you, my little turtledove." "Paris in the fall? No problem, sweetie." Repeat as necessary.


• A little skin - There's a reason why the Taliban covers women in chadors--although the same can be said for men as well. There's nothing like a bared midriff or well-turned calf to put a snap in your turban.


• Manolo Blahniks - Well, they're certainly not made for walking. . . Sexy for her, seductive for him, and at those prices, cheaper than a suite at the Ritz. In basic black leather, of course.


• Backrubs - Alternately chaste and erotic at the same time, backrubs are a tried-and-true prelude to, ahem, more intimate relations. The theory is that once someone lets you knead their neck and shoulders they may let you satisfy other needs as well.


• Perfume - Yeats wrote that "love comes in at the eye" but, as anyone who has ever had their olfactory bells rung by a whiff of Chanel No. 5 can tell you, the nose can also successfully stimulate the pheromones. It's a matter of basic chemistry: perfume + body heat = arousal.


• Money - Call us cynical but few aphrodisiacs are as potent as a big bank account. Money may not be able to buy love but what it can buy may make you a lot more attractive.


• A diamond engagement ring - The ultimate aphrodisiac. For women, that is. For men, it can often have quite the reverse effect.

gindin' my gears.....

"I will have to bye a new one" - Gigapxl
"Wants us to move there 8-10 computers from..." - Kathy
"There having problems with email sending and..." - LFD

UGH! it's i will have to BUY! wants us to move THEIR! THEY'RE having! UGH!!!

i'm no spelling expert. but please please PLEASE use the right word in context!

btw Gigapxl is baaaaadass. 4GP images. yes, 4,000MP images... my camera is 5MP... brad's is 8MP... i guess that's what comes with decommissioned russian photography satellites =-o

::Edit::
i was bored this morning (11-20-05) so i did some math. if my 5MP camera does 1.3MB pictures... then a 4,000MP camera should do like 1086MB pictures =-o that's just over 1GB a picture... we WILL need some advances in technology so that 1GB can be absorbed into memory taht quickly... then also written to ROM media at faster then 5 mins a picture....

g'morning beautiful, how was your night? mine was wonderful, with you by my side....

aaah... what a night. brad lfd and henry came over, then i went and picked crystal up. No one drank very much at all. hell i drank the most and i had like 2-3 glasses of strawberry daquerie or something and 4 shots of buttery nipples. mmm... sadly didn't even create a buzz :( oh well. good stuff.

so aah yeah everyone left but crystal around 12-12:30ish or so. good good night, having someone to cuddle at night :D twas all good then i had to work this morn so i had to return her :( but hopefully i'll get to see her again tonight :)

umm.. not much new otherwise. worked all week. actually i put in now like 53 hours then 7 today. that's 60 hours i'll have worked this week. ugh.

ok, off fer now
-jason

omg badass!

buy 64 drinks at wendys and fly round trip on airtran =-o
See Airtran Website

if this is real... then i'm scared =-o

nice :)

http://college.break.com/articles/numaband.html

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE?

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in 100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

The Klansmen walk off. As they're walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.”

“But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.”

i'm a loser.

gah i'm such a loser. i didn't win the lotto. btw i can't sleep. the cat (sammy) tried to scale my bedroom window twice now. both times it infuriated me to the point that i tried to catch the cat - if i did i was gonna feed him to the dog. if he tries to scale the window again, i'm gonna go find the baseball bat... then you won't need to declaw or nuter the cat....

i'm playing ofr $310 million tonight.

i bought $5 in tickets tonight. wouldn't be awesome if i acutally won the mega millions? :)

i play wiht some statictics. i see my ticket was "cash option" which i estimated to be $164.3 million (53%). subtract taxes (40%) = $98.58 million. now. based on spending money every day every hour, tha'ts almost $250 an hour. every hour. every day. for 50 years stright :) OR based on 50 years working. at 40 hours a week. is $947 an hour. for 50 years. :) hehehe THAT'D be nice. or if i could get the annuaity. that'd be better. 26 years of $7.15 million a year (after 40% taxes) which translates into $3,400 an hour. for 40 hour weeks. for 52 weeks a year. for 26 years. :) :)

oh wow. long day. in atl til 8:30. got back to the office late. went to the grocery store. got a lil food. got lotto tickets. got home 10 p.m.. noticed a trashcan in the driveway. hey chris, is that ours? how much is that gonna set me back a month? :(

ouch. i'm finishing off a margarita from the fridge. finally finishing the 1.75L bottle of Jose Cuaravo that's been there since... right after labor day? yeah. tis a bit potent at the moment.

crystal dind't have to well of a day. that sucks. :( i'm kinda at fault, but not in a "im a complete bastard way". :( i don't know what to do. i don't know what i can do...

urm. yeah i'm not gonna make it to the drawing tonight at... midnight? 11:45? who knows. who cares. it's late. zzzz :(

another long sucky day at work tommorrow. gah i so gotta get out of there. g'night ya'll :'(

2 things

i heard sammy cat might have run away.

and

i need a way to mount either my webcam or a camcorder to my motorcycle. i found links here but they expensieve :P i have a laptop, webcam and microphone, or camcorder i can use. i'd like to mount it so it's low near the ground or un-obstructed view of the road in front or behind me, and if possible catch the speedometer and the road :)

14 blogs at once. and room to spare :)

click me!

woah!

this coin

what is that?! my mom had i think 2 of those for ages on her keyring. i've not even thought about those for years. where did they come from? is there meaning behind them more than just "good luck"?

saturday

wow almost everday, if not a couple times a day, i check at least 9 people's blogs/journals. sometimes i check about 12 of em (today i may edit my startpage to display 12 with a few easy extras built in) and guess what? Nobody has Any updates since... like yesterday or friday :o lol i is so sad.

this dog is barking again. yesterday i took and blew all the leaves from the back yard into the dog pen. twas funny. i figgured maybe if all the leaves were rustling aroudn in his pen he couldn't hear anythingn else (like critters walking around in the woods) and he wouldn't bark. wrong. he still barks. and it's funny now you can walk outside and it sound like a damn bear is walking around in the woods :) lol oh well.



what was funny was it was about 11:30-12:30 in the afternoon when i was blowing the leaves. i let the dog out to run, cause, well, he needs to, and i hadn't let him in a while. i knew the cats were outside, somewhere. :) lol. it didn't take him bout like 45 seconds to find sammy cat. and UP the tree sammy goes. oh well. he's treed chester cat before, and i've heard the neighbor's dog has treed chester a time or two, also. well, about 3 o'clock i ask chris and melanie "so are both the cats in there with ya'll?" and they reply "only chester." so i tell em about brad treeing sammy, and they go outside and, guess what, they find sammy, still in the tree! :P stupid ass cat.



well, for the next 15 mins chris and melanie try to coax it out of the tree. my suggestions was "i have a bb gun we can pop it in the ass with" and "shake the tree!" but, well, they didn't like those suggestions. lol :) what i did do tho was go inside, grab the camcorder and digi camera and start snapping pictures. i was trigger finger ready to catch in 3 frame burst the cat falling with 5MP resolution, while the camcorder was catching everything i might miss. :D BUT with my luck as it is, the cat peacefully scaled down the tree, soemtimes head first, sometimes tail first. actually he got to hand reaching distance from the ground and chester chased him back UP the tree! i laughed my ass off at that. but it didn't take but a min for sammy to come back down. twas interesting, minus a cat falling out of the tree, heh.



after all that, i went back to doing what i had already been doing all day - playing on the computer. how can one spend HOURS and HOURS just surfing flash game sites, funny videos and porn? oh well. anyways i'm sitting there, it's dark now, and i get a phonecall from crystal.

"hey, are you... gonna be home for a while?"
"um, yeah, why?"
"oh, uh, no reason. umm... so what road do you live on again?"

lol it was funny, hence the "laughing out loud". after i get off the phoen with her, brad calls not 5-10 min later.

"hey fucker, what are you doing?"
"nothing, why?"
"me and spencer are bored, thougth we might stop by."
"ok - crystal and michelle are stopping by too"
"hah, sounds fun."

so after a short while both crystal/michelle and brad/spencer come over. was interesting. michelle was just dogging crystal calling her a slut. i mean, it was in good taste, and we all joke to each other calling each other that, but geeze, i swear every 5th word out of her mouth was "slut". i mean, brad at work, every 5th word out of his mouth, sometimes every other is "fuck" and michelle said slut as much as brad says fuck. was interesting. (lft from work even stated "brad can say fuck 5 times in a sentence that consists of a total of 7 words" lol :P)

umm... lover girl is now online so i think i shall wrap this up. oh yeah i threw some waffle in the toaster. waffles then something. who knows. g'bye :)

omg how sad

if you actually win... the ending is sooo funny :P

stare at boobs

omgwtfbbq?!

LOL Internet Simulator and D-Fence

i'm level 55 on dfence (which at 90 seconds a round means i've been playing at least 1.5 hours :o

and i found interent simulator very funny :)

muhahahahah it only took like a gd week but jon's video of jason is up! :P

Video

great

wow it's past hump day and i feel GREAT! lol it feels like... tommorrow should be monday or maybe tues... hella not thurs. good stuff.

spent the evening with crystal - highlight of the evening was laying out on the trampoline and looking at the stars - or abscense of (it was every so slightly foggy/cloudy). was really really fun. i'd say "cool" but it was - a wee bit nippy :P

urm - another long day at work tommorrow. whopidedoo.

i tired. gd it's 1:10 already. g'nighty folks.

A.D.D. is a motherfucker. it SUCKS!

wow. another load off my shoulders. more guilt i let free.

ADD sucks. the moment arouse and i was singing along to the radio. passed. DAMNIT! :P

candice IM'ed me today. that was my guilt. it was her i hung out with friday at her friend's place. then she went home. then i hooked up wiht crystal sunday. i felt like a man-ho. but then she told me today like the identaical thing - she hooked up with a guy sunday :o so we're both happier where we're at. i'm glad.

hahaha got some interesing pics today... quoting jon "i'm thinking of a word that starts with school and ends with girl" :P

gd why won't this dog stop barking!

ugh. looks like long day at work tommorrow running cables in the Atl. oh well. maybe traffic won't be a bitch.

spent a lovely evening with crystal. and i'm talking with her now. :) but i had to take her home. :( maybe i'll get to see her tommorrow? :) i got work after work so i might have to wait til wednesday :( i dunno

gd it's 1:30 already. i gotta goto bed! g'nighty

ugh. horrible. btw i only make $1600 a month.... and i've been carrying a ham sandwich lunch to work daily, eating $0.93 microwave dinners... bought like $30 in alcohol in 3 months... THIS SUCKS. (the 180 fee is the speeding ticket, automobile is gas)

oh yeah. sophie ellis bextor is badass music! search for "murder on the dancefloor" :)

or. click here for amazon

gd this sucks. money's gonna be tight for the next month :( as in i'm not gonna be able to pay off my credit card again if i don't get a mileage check (which i should do monday or such). some pay day friday, i'll have like $2300 in the bank and have 2400 in bills, and i have to keep $500 in the bank.... then by next payday i'll have only spent 100 less than what i made in 2 weeks due to bills. this sucks. and yes, i'm not going crazy buying useless shit left and right like i normally do. the only frills i've spent money on lately is that bottle of margaritas friday. and that's honestly about it. $12, whoopdeedo. maybe this week i'll FUCKIGN STUDY FOR THIS GD INSURANCE TEST. gah. i suck sooo big of ones...

mmmm.. today....

(btw, you can drink only so much syrup, then it really burns your throat) :(

so yeah. i went and visited crystal today. she'd been asking "so when you going to come see me" for a week or 2. so today i made time. and boy was i glad i did.

we talked over our issues. well, i think all mine were put on the table. she said pretty much all hers were. afterwards while enjoying each other's company, we decided to hook up. good stuff. i thougth jon was or was going to be ok with that, but, i now don't think he is :( i dun know what to do about that.

mm this string cheese is good shit :)

omfg one of my mortages charges a $75 "annual maintance charge" that means my mortage is $292.81 + 541.29 which total 834.10 GD! even minus the $75 being 759.10 is still steep. hell, it was like 669 for while til it jumped almost a hundred.... i gotta fucking refinance when i can afford to. if i refinance within the next year, then they charge me more, again. bastards.

umm i'm losing concentration. i got MSMoney reinstalled, working on my bills (couldn't you tell?) lol ok i'm going to bed soon. wait. i need to. tho i took a nap today with crystal, so now i'm not tired :-\ she was. she went to sleep a few hours ago. oh well. g'night folks.

true to form... no angels to be foudn :o

yup... getting closer to the real me :D

haha this is more like what goes on wiht me :)

ahh shit. what do i do...

nasty!

omg how nasty - i got my glass of OJ and Peach Schnapps (fuzzy navel) i'm drinking this morn on my computer desk. and a half a glass of sweet tea from last night. and a half a glass of margarita from 3 nights ago... how nasty. :) just had to share!

this weekend so far

hmmm... first of, IT'S SUNDAY!!! lol yeah, i was uber tired last night, i went to bed at like 8:30 and fell right asleep. woke up just after 7 this morning. i was like "hell yeah, i got up nice and early for work..." then after i get up, i realize - IT'S SUNDAY! WOOT! lol yeah i know i'm lame.

i have got to get back on track with my finances. they're not derailed yet, but soon to be if i don't reinstall MSMoney and resync my pocket pc with money. money tells me when my bills are due, what i owe, and how much i have. i gotta do this today.

ok, this weened so far: candice came down on friday night. she ran into some traffic in athens (and of course conyers isn't too much fun) so it took like just over 2 hours to travel from elberton to my place. after she got here we wasted little time in getting to her friend jenny's apartment. jenny and scott were already there, and after getting there we ran down to the gas station and picked up a case of beer. sat out on the balcony and they drank beer and smoked cigarettes like a freight train. yes, i said "they" cause a) beer is nasty b) i didn't know if i was driving home, and c) i wanted to be functional if i was gonna take advantage of anyone :) lol oh yeah, btw, i brought a 1.75L bottle of margarita's with me (just in case - something i would drink..) :P ummm... a roommate of jenny i think was dating a dealer, so ppl were comign and going... this guy walking down the street i swear was speaking in like swahili or something, and scott was eathier making fun of him or really talking to him - none the less he came up after a few mins... i dunno it was a slightly unconfortable situation for me. i had never been aroudn any of that, and being in an unfamilar location (clayton state college) etc etc that wasn't too fun. jenny wanted scott, scott told me he wasn't interested in her and that he had a g/f, jenny told us "i gotta break scott and his g/f up and hook up with him" then she told me later "i dunno what his prob is" and i was like "do you ever get the idea maybe he's not interested?" she i think was a lil suspicious but after the beer she had i dun think she was too funcitonal... she pretty much passed out a lil after 1, and candice was like "hey, lets go home.." i'm like GD! lol i had like 1.25 glasses of this margarita by now... didn't want to drive home... could if i had to but didn't really want to... the biggest things was no food in my system and i was pretty messed up. i was liek "i'm starving, lets go get some food.." so jenny's roomate drove us to steak and shake and after a burger and fries i was back to good. which i was glad. that simple meal of food cleaned me right up and even at 3 in the morn, there were still shitloads of cops all over the freggin' place. i swear i saw 8 before we got back to the interstate (and we were maybe 2 miles off the interstate). got back home, she wanted to watch a move, fight club. started watching that til about 20 mins in and she was nearly dead asleep. go figure, it's somewhere in the 4 hour now.. coaxed her into bed, was nice to be able to snuggle someone.. tho that was it (remember i own the gutter - i'd prob detailed everything had anything happened) ;) lol ummmm got up at like 11 - she had to be home by 3:30 sat afternoon to babysit her lil bro - that sucked. so she left.

ummm... shortly after she left i got on my bike and decided to burn out some more of the gas in the tank. i started riding around, i rode in front of work (tho i found out later nobody heard me, even when i screamed by). i rode to jon's house, hung out for a lil while. left there went to my cousin's house, talked a lil while. he's looking out for me a trailor too. left there went to my folk's house, tho they werent' home. so i went nextdoor to my aunt's. foudn out my parents were down the road selling cotton candy at a church. so i left there and went to see them. they were pleasantly supprised. (btw, jon cousin parents aunt and chuch were all within maybe 3 or 4 miles from each other; rather jon and cousin were furtherest from each other of 3-4 miles, everyone else lived between them).

after seeing my folks, i text brad at like 4:49 to see what he's doing. i get no reply. as i'm about to get on my bike at 5:02 i get his text "nothing yet, idea?" that shows sent: 4:50 recieved: 5:02 ugh i hate lag... oh well i drive by the office, nope, everyone gone. so i goto brad's house (he actually lives a few miles away from everywhere else i went). hung out there for a short while. we would have ridden, but, he a) couldn't turn his head fast or to the left (slept wrong?) and b) his bike tag was expired... bastard.

ok so i went home, found some food finally (i had eaten nothing since the burger and fries at 2 something a.m.) demolished like a half gal of tea :) brad came over to get a battery charger. didn't stay long. like i said, after a lil while i was dead ass tired. well, sat morn we went to bed/asleep around 5 and got up around 11. ugh. when i talked to her later, she said she took a nap that felt soo good, i just went to bed at 8:30 :P that felt SOOOo good too heh. hot damn. it's now 8:33 and i'd normally be in the shower by now to goto bed. and so far this morn i've cleaned out my inbox, drank a coke, typed 30 mins on blogger, checked up on everyone elses's blogs... wow no life. before long i'm gonna go play with some leaves outside, maybe try to clean out the garage. eh, dunno.

well, in case anyone's been curious what my life was like, here it is. in the past week or 2 or 10 i've just been posting little clips and short random bits or such. no pics in a while, nothing good heh. i may post some more later (but of what? i don't do anything interesting!) :P g'bye!

more google videos (family guy!)

family guy puke

Spanish guy

cookie monster on family guy

family smurfs

Stewie al la Ensponol

mexicans in family guy

The Best Of Quagmire

ok i'm getting lazy. i'll post more later

things may be changing fer the good

i think i have things planed for the weekend. candice is coming down fer the weekend (she lives in elberton, which i on the other side of athens - next to south carolina) she's coming friday and we're going to a friend's house of hers... dunno when she's going back home, oh well. or even when we're leaving the friend's house. shall be interesting...

i am sooo sleepy. i shall find some bed soon.

i talked ot annie and saw her this week. it's amazing how she tells me 1 thing then does another. i think i pissed her off when i told her jsut that. oh well. you've been like treating me like shit for a few weeks now, i just assumed you knwew that, didn't know that was new news.

yeah, i haven't added anything of interest (text) lately to here. i've been lazy.

umm... maybe i'll post at the end of hte weekend on how the weekend went. g'nighty

hurricane Isidore in '02

hey mo, remember this? we braved Hurricane Isidore back at the end of Sept in '02 :D

sparkler bomb!

bomb 1

bomb 2

golly fucking damn

V8 Chainsaw :o

keyword

keyword search someone visited me by clerodendron

fucking crazy

beat mario 3 on the nes in 11:02? he can

google video!

omg. this is badass. google just keeps getting better!

GOOGLE VIDEO

or better yet :)

Crazy Frog

HAHAHAHHAAH i've been watching videos with they keywords:
turbo
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burnout
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top gear
dyno
diesel
f350
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hahahhahaa soooo cool

lan still going

ok lets see.... the lan party is still going on, kinda low turnout but it's still a lan. my pc was working great on friday, but today (saturday) it fucked up like 8 times in a row so i reformatted it right quick like :P it's kinda been a slow tedious process to get it back going good, but it sooo needed it. i've now installed SP2 and all windows updates, and i'm like 82% done downloading Counter Strike: Source. i've got most of my basic progs downloaded and installed, a few like Photoshop and MS Office i'll do another day. i'm anxious to get CS:S up and going to see if it still has issues. if so then it looks like a hardware issue :(

hmm.. oh yea - when trying to do windows updates, i found a badass article from PCWorld that allows me to get my updates. Bascially it said:

He accomplished this by disabling the Windows Genuine Advantage add-on within his browser's Internet Options. By clicking on Tools/Internet Options/Programs/Manage Add-ons, Keller disabled the WGA add-on. He then exited Internet Explorer and was able to do a Windows Update without completing the validation step.

woot? :)

nice

i'm the 2nd link :)

EDIT --> i'm now 3rd

recent keyword search

hopefully this is done

i found out what i did:

And Jason was just always an asshole, occasionally fun to be around but for the most part an asshole who only cared about himself. Hell, I let you stay in my apartment, in my room, then i gave you my room and you still acted like a prick. Telling chris one thing and me another. But whatever, that situation is over and done.

i think the last sentence says it best: "But whatever, that situation is over and done." that sounds good to me.

everything happens for a reason. i'm happy where i am, i hope everyone else is happy where they are. lan party this weekend, i still say everyone is invited, not excluding anyone (like past ones have been). sounds like it's going to be low turnout, hell, if it is then it's not due to lack of lan parties - this will be the 5th i've hosted in the past year.

umm... went to my folk's today, gave dad a some pictures and a picture frame and a card (today was his 49th bday). he seemed pleasantly supprised :) ummm.... not much more has happened/is happening. g'night.

hahah

random keyword search :)

somone did this search

and when they did they found my site :)

good ole shrader....

Josh's Myspace

Just read my friend jon's profile....I hate having to watch my friends get hooked on their first girl. I've been there and it hurts, but there's nothing i can say or do to help them. They're just going to do what they feel they need to do. And these two other jackasses....Chris and Jason...ex friends of mine. They just keep getting dumber and dumber...chris talked to jon about wanting to be my friend or something. I just laughed and told jon to tell him i hope he dies soon. :-o I hate those pricks so much. I have no heart for people like them. I couldn't care less. If that makes me a bad person, so be it. I'm a bad person then.

that jackass. wtf? what have i done? i'd really like to know...

he is one lucky ass mug... he has been handed opportunity after opportunity after opportunity after opportunity! maybe one day he'll utilize one of those opportunities...

jason needs

hahahaa, i googled "jason needs" :)

for your convience, the best of list:
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Jason needs care 3 hours a day, 5 days a week
Jason needs CPR
Jason needs to carry his pitch fork
Jason needs to die already
Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat
Jason needs to get together with the Comcast billing department
Jason Needs To Play
Jason needs to remain in therapy
Jason needs to send you some Toast-N-Serve Magic Bags!
Jason needs to SHUT UP
Jason needs a twix
jason needs to stop making her think he likes her if its clear he doesn’t
Jason needs to take a long swim in Lake Jason
Jason needs your help


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Jason needs 2 stop acting like he is such a P*I*M*P*
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Jason needs to be allowed to develop his own relationship with each parent
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closure
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Jason Needs To Play
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Jason needs to send you some Toast-N-Serve Magic Bags!
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Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat
Jason needs to remain in therapy
Jason needs to do a better job of getting quicker to the rim
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Jason needs a real woman, not a little girl
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Jason needs a twix
Jason needs a hole so he can put in the bulbs
jason needs to stop making her think he likes her if its clear he doesn’t
Jason needs to straighten him up
Jason needs to take a long swim in Lake Jason
Jason needs to teach him skepticism 101
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Jason needs you now
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ok i'm bored :P

if you were to die today, who would show up to your funeral?

would you show up to mine?

i don't know if dad really realizes it yet or not, but he just inherited another wife....

friday my uncle passed. there was a viewing saturday and sunday, and the funeral today at 2. i was a pallbearer. people were coming up to me and saying "thomas will be missed" and i'd reply "no, he's already being missed."

my grandfather passed when i was in the first grade, and i saw my father cry. during a heated argument i've seen my father on the verge of tears, and i've seem a tear fall at my cousin's funeral now 3 weeks ago. this weekend he's been beside himself. whenever i felt like i was in control, and i'd look over and see him weeping, i'd lose all control. i'd hear his voice start to break, and i'd lose everything. thinking of him like this i'm losing it now... when i started to leave the house tonight, he told me "be careful, drive slow and all that" <-- those were his exact words. he said he worried about my sister, not that he didn't worry about me... i lost it again at that moment (and now) i walked over to him, i couldn't even look at him in the face, and hugged him. he let loose at the same time. i don't remember if either of us muttered a word. we didn't need to - we just knew.

my uncle was such a popular person. he touched so many people. i've heard a ton of stories lately of how he'd go so far out of his way to help others. like the neighbor who's hot water stopped working - he came over, found out it was the water heater element, so he came home, took the one of his own and gave it ot them; his family had to take cold showers for a few days, but he did for others. :) i think EVErYONE had at least one story like this of him. another lady said one thing she never did when she left was leave empty handed - he'd always load her up with corn, okra, peas, cantalope, onions.... the list was endless.

me and my sister started comparing notes and found out dad's pretty much been taking care of 2 households for now months, if not close to a year. he's been cutting the grass, cleaning up outside, doing repairs, etc. my uncle was in the process of making a trailor for a customer, and trying to fix some cars - my father pretty much totally took over all those projects. he's been down there looking after his brother pretty much every day for at least 6 months now. my father's heart of gold has really shown lately. hopefully that's a kimble gene that has been passed down to me.

the outpouring of support has been overwhelming. food from all over the place was sent. someone heard of what happend and had 3 pizzas delivered tonight, just because. i was wanting to get in his shop and clean up, and to knock off the rust off some of the tools; i wasn't alone in that idea, most all the males in teh family want to do that too. i'm enthusatic about helping repairs around their house and yard. the yard is one thing i feel pretty well qualified to take care of. my aunt and uncle this morning got up and cleaned her house today, put some rugs in teh living room. dad just happened to cut the grass friday morning (before anything happened). MORE food was brought over. it's been pure amazement.

also verified another uncle is a freggin' nutcase. it's been confirmed he's slipped one cousin the tounge and blatenly looked down another's blouse. this on top of 2-3 other sexual molestation and exposing of self claims. at the gravesite today, he was telling the minister "yeah, me and thomas had our problems, but, they were all his fault..." when we heard this we were all :o :o :o his son said "dad's being an ass. well, at least he's being consistent." he even scratched out his own adopted daughter's name off the name registry.

something that touched me that dad said was that i was one of the few around thomas felt like he could teach something. he two son in laws had little interest in anything hands on. his own daughter is more interested in learning how to drive the tractor then his son in laws are. but he showed me years ago how to drive the tractor. how to use the wood spliter. how to do some mechanical things on cars. i told dad that i wished i had learned to weld, and i'd still like to know - my uncle wanted to teach me "when i had time" (which i never made... what a mistake). one son in law can drive his strightshift pickup, out of 2 dauthers, a wife and 2 son in laws, he was the only one who can drive it. my dad and i can, hell, even mom could drive it. i think it would be safe to say uncle thomas was proud of me :) he never was able to come see my house, for he's been fairly sick for over a year now... i know it was this past spring i told him he should stop by, and he'd reply "i'd like to, when i feel like i could make it there.." actually i guess he was in better shape 1 year ago, it was spring he started to deterioate. hmm

it was noted that the weather held out for him - ever since july he's said "if it'd only warm up, maybe i could get outside and do something..." it was warm up until friday night when he passed. it cooled off saturday, was chilly sunday, and was plum COLD today.

well, it was said today, that, "it's not what i should have done, or i could have done, or i would have done, it's what you do." which is true. i'm no pope, i'm no saint, i'm no hero - but i think if someone needs something, i'll try to help. maybe that's all i can do. good night folks :D

things might be turning into better.

the "girl next door" :P she's hot. she was extreamly hot today. super short shorts, orange panties on :o you could sooo cearly see them :) whatever the case HOT omg i want her. found out she's 23 about to turn 24 in january. her name is Sloane (same as the chick in Ferris Bueller's Day Off). she's not seeing anyone that i know of (she had friends over, but that's all it sounded like). a new roomie is going to move in soon (within the next few weeks). that may prove interesting :) we talked for a good while. i did ask "so what's for supper?" and she stated something liek "yeah, i'm getting hungry too, tho i think i need to go back inside and study some more before tommorow." whenver i talk to her the convo's seem to last forever. we get along very well. i guess the 2 thing holding me back are a) i'm a 12 year old stuck in a 22 year old's body and b) she's me neighbor. hmm, we'll have to see what turns out.....

otherwise, my uncle's funeral is tommorrow. i really am going to get up, find some food, then head to my folk's. it's at 2 but i'm going to shoot for around noon getting to my folks. i believe all the ladies have cleaned my aunt's house (and they did a really good job too) and it sounds like the guys want to clean the shop. i'd really like to see it picked up. they really want to knock the rust off the tools (and prob woudl like to see the shop continue use.) they want to do this next weekend, tho i'll be a lil busy. maybe i can find some time to help. hell, i was thinking of doing this myself, but when Wade said that, i was like "woah, me too."

hmmm... g'nighty folks.