Sunday, February 25, 2007

same place, same time, same thing - next friday?

unless someone else votes for something different - i've got season 1 and 2 of: pinky and the brain, tripping the rift, and reno 911! - so that's 6 seasons of stuff. and i promise i won't have as much to drink. :)

ogrish is now liveleak :)

Mad Kitty


Cool Dog!


Dry ice fun with Soap


Wheels fall off car


Pelican vs. Pigeon


Bird pwns dog

from some website about Vista's 30 day grace peroid

If you're on the fence about the impending release of Windows Vista, I recommend trying before you buy. Every Vista DVD includes the ability to install any edition of Vista without a product key. When you install without a product key, you get an automatic 30 day evaluation period. This probably isn't news to anyone.

What may be news to you, however, is that you can easily extend the 30-day Windows Vista grace period to 120 days. No hacks required. This is an official, supported operation directly from Microsoft.

To extend the grace period another 30 days, simply start a command prompt as Administrator, and issue this command:

slmgr -rearm

Reboot for the change to take effect, and voila, you have 30 more days. You can only extend three times, so the total grace period for a Vista evaluation is 120 days.

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well... i have 5 days to activate - so i think i'm going to back up all my files and settings.. then run this command come about day 2 - and lets see what happens :) if it doesn't work - my file are backed up to my xp drive and i'll go back to xp. if it works... then i'll keep using vista.

if this does work.... i may schedule a task to automatically run this every 29 days for me.... it would be really easily to forget to extend my activation grace period, which at that point i'd be unable to log into windows to run this command.... :)

what a weekend :)

hmm lets see. friday Chris and Melanie came over, Brad came, and Annie and Kelly showed up. we watched Crank and then chris and melanie left. i think at that point we watched Talladega Nights again... and beyond that point i really don't know. i was told about alot of stuff i said and did that... haha i totally don't remember. :)

i woke up at 6 a.m. and actually, so did brad. hell, we all fell asleep before midnight... i think we all crashed on the couch, then brad took the spare bed, kelly left, annie took the couch and i woke up in my bed.

tho, the more interesting thing was... i would have thought annie might have come back around for a comeback tour, and that kelly would be there for brad to entertain... but... i ended up focusing all my attention on kelly, and annie ended up jumping in brad's lap...

none the less. as of today - i think annie's into brad, but he's not into her. i'm into kelly, but i think i was told to cool it for a few weeks since... well she has just broken up with her last guy a few days ago.... oops? :)

brad left sat morning shortly after we all woke up, i talked with annie til dawn, took her home (where i turned around, got a haircut, then went back so we could go get some breakfast). yeah, breakfast turned into steak-n-shake at 11:50 a.m. :P

i was kinda feeling like jr as we were wandering around the mall - we were just friends but she was female and i wanted to feel more. i kept my hands to myself, but it was awkward. i really enjoyed having someone to hang out and do stuff with, but at the same time i kept remembering how it was and what i wanted and what i know she wanted... just not with us...

anyways - i told her i'd help her fix her myspace, at dusk we watched Night at the Museum (pretty good movie) then brad came over and we all watched Broken Flowers (movie sucked soooo bad - but there was a scene with full frontal of Alexis Dziena) :)

so anyways. took her home, brad left, came home and fell asleep. i guess cause i had so much fun friday saturday felt like sunday, and now it feels like i have monday off :) does that mean this week will be uber long? hope not :( i'm meeting the boss to goto atlanta at like 7:30 in covington tomorrow. oh well.

anyways. i doubt i'm going to wander too far from the house. i had hoped to wash the car - but it rained :( maybe i'll clean house. i may be getting a cleaning lady to spend an hour or 2 every 2-4 weeks to help keep everything clean. but right now i'd nearly go broke if she did everything. i hope that i can at least establish a baseline of "tolerably clean" that she can spend a few hour a month upgrading to "damn clean" - without breaking the bank :)

hmm... all for now. leave one.
-jason

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

the rock vs dr nassar

OK we have The Rock and Dr. Nassar

and

i think i've finally found the connection of why i'm slightly intimidated of Dr. Nassar - he looks like the rock's brother!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Dear Tech Support:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....


_____________________________________

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0
is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance
. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean
and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
Nag Nag
9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

WARNING!!!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

what a day.

i started the day at 9 o'clock near my house, did a 2 hour call, went to the office, picked up some cash, some paperwork that needed to be delivered, and parts for the next call. delivered the paperwork and got change from the bank with the cash, returned the change and went to the 2nd call - quick and easy but was like 20 mins away. came back (eating lunch on the way back) killed a little bit of time, did the next 2 calls in like 45 mins total, then went to the last call of the day another 20 mins away (or so i thought last call). at 5 our big customer in atlanta calls, they can't get to a server... i play with it for 30-45 mins, then consulting with the boss decided to goto atlanta and fix it. so i leave (after i knew i could get into the building at night) at 6:35 and head for atlanta.... get there shortly after 7:10 and got to work. brad met me with some chik-fil-a :) it was interesting us joking around nobody around to hear our lewd comments... and we raided a candy jar that's always being taken advantage. only thing is.... i forgot to put it back.... so it's still in the server room with all the candy sorted by flavor in it :P lol! but anyways i left there at like 9:20 and drive home, and here i am at 10:20 just getting home. 13 hour day. what a damn day :-
ok i'm tired i think i'm off to bed. i start the day out tomorrow in peachtree city.... :-\

ok

so i had alot of fun with someone tonight. but at what point do i cross the line between friendship and not-just-friends? and does it really matter?

:-\ <-- clueless

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Parta at Jason's house!!!

WOOoooWWOOooo!

Another movie and "jason get sloppy fall down drunk and find single white attractive female to bang" party! well more like the first of it's kind party at jason's, but you still get the idea :P and - it's super doubtful that'd even really happen anyways ;P

Who? anyone who doesn't hate me
What? Movie
When? Friday AND Saturday night!
Where? my house - leave me one if you don't know where i stays
Why? why not?!

as for the movie, i need more input. i'm going to try to download the Reno 911! the movie (and all the episodes) but i still want input of what to watch.

so far this is who will or might be coming:
Jason (fri and sat)
Brad (fri and sat)
Chris (fri maybe sat)
Melanie (fri maybe sat)
Jr (?)
Amy B (working - no to both) :(
Amy M (?)
Annie (fri and prob sat)
Kelly (?)
i'm going to invite Sarah and Chris, a random Krista (nope, can't make it), and some other random people. maybe at least 1/4th of the above will actually show up :P


ok folks i posted this on a sunday night. friday and sat night. leave a msg on which day(s) you're coming :)

States i've Visited (1/3 has been in the last month!)



create your own visited states map

actually i might have been to west Virginia, Indiana and Kentucky - but i don't remember (Indiana and Kentucky while traveling to Illinois when i was like 4, and maybe west Virginia when we visited DC with 4-H)

to do today:

study. that i want to be my #1 goal for today. i haven't looked at my study guide in 2-3 weeks. i've got 6 days to pass the test if i am to "stay on track" (yes, yes, i was supposed to finish the class like 2 weeks ago to stay on track, but my next goal was to pass the class by next saturday)

if i don't study i want to work out a good bit. after i get this class behind me i plan to work out like daily hardcore for summer. right now i'm not working out as an excuse to study (so instead i'm doing nothing)

i also want to clean up some more around here. my room's still not the best, but my whole house is rather on the cleaner side. i think i will jump on the dishes here shortly. oh i did clean the shower this morning - it was naaasy (some things you don't realize how dirty they are until you start cleaning them...)

i need to go grocery shopping. i'm almost out of lunch food, i've not really got much for supper other than cereal, and the dog is out of food. oh yeah i'm running out of body wash and toothpaste. those might be important too :P

i was thinking of calling up my buddy Corey Dial and see what he was up to - but i think i may wait until another weekend. i've got these other tasks of higher priority to take care of first. maybe next weekend? we'll see.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

my myspace

i totally pimped it out. and i'm particularly proud of my homemade 66% transparent background behind the text. woot!

Cokeacolasuck's Myspace

Woooo!!!!

wasted :)

jason's goign to sleep

chris and brad left.

we watched dirty sanchez and touristas and started watching taledega nights. when jason fell asleep brad tried to leave. jason woke up. jason's going to bed now. g'nighty.

see ya'll same time next week? :)

Thursday, February 15, 2007

movie night.... tomorrow =-0

Turistas is 100% downloaded and Primer is 35% downloaded (chris is primer that weird movie i saw at your place where they build a time machine and stuff?)

well jr has already seen Turistas but he may not be coming. my other idea was Talladega Nights (i'm queuing this movie up as we speak)

again, head count? invite anyone? and yes i will be here this weekend :P i'm not going back to texas with brad (at least not this weekend..) lol i only know of 3 coming. i assume 4. possibly 5.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Movie Night!

before i forget and it's friday....

Movie night at my house friday night. whoever wants to come is invited.

i'll have to keep ya'll up to date of if this is set in stone or not - i may be out of town again this weekend, or maybe not. i should know by tonight or tomorrow if friday is on or not for movie night.

so far, it should be me, chris, i presume melanie, i think jr said he's game, i'm sure brad's not doing anything, and amy said she's gotta work :( but if there's anybody else then lemme know :)

also comment with what movie or movie type we should see - jr's suggestion was "some new movie, not an old one" - but i dun care. hell my suggestion is "fear and loathing in las vegas".

Sunday, February 11, 2007

captions tonight!

The RC Car - tearin' up some grass :) (yeah this is so last week but i liked the pic so i still posted it with the texas trip pics)


On the way back (in Jackson, MS) this big rig had blue neon's under his cab...


"Damnit jason, do you see how fast you're going? so why are you taking pictures of me then?" -gummy bear (2:45 a.m. right inside of the GA state line almost home)


See! i was a good boy! 70mph speed limit and i was doing like 73.... for a looooooong ways.... :-

How do you like the mississippi river? yeah.. that's all i saw. all 4 times i've been across it in the past month/ever. (on the way back, 7:20 p.m.)


the sunset behind me. (somewhere in La, 7ish p.m. on way back)


random bilboard in texas (2 p.m. way back)


The sun actually came out at 1:49 p.m. on way back :P


alot of the bridges in texas were painted rd... i liked it.


Ga so needs these signs.


Brad's car.


Well this is what Lubbock, TX looked like. :-

OK i saw 2 cows getting it on, but by the time i pulled the camera out i was besides them. so all you see is the behind shot of 2 cows getting busy! (yes, this was the most entertaining thing in MILES)


on the way to lubbock there were miles and miles and miles of cowfields or fields or barren wastelands. here's the pic of the cowfield :P


Brad's 2x cars outside of the hotel we stayed in. (silver gti we rode out in and the blue 951 he bought)


another sight seen while diving in texas - oil wells!


random rice car we got a good laugh off of. somewhere like 8-9 a.m. on way out.


the other thing you see alot of in texas: barren wasteland and miles of road ahead :-

apparently texas has a stadium/dome. and we drove by it. heehee


a cool looking building brad snapped a pic of. (dallas - i think)


Whataburger - we didn't stop but it sounded interesting enough. (dallas - i think)


another interesting building brad snapped. dallas?


$199.00 a gallon of gas. no it really didn't charge us that but it was still interesting.


Shrevport, LA. that was some boat, i think (8ish am, way out there)


The dallas skyline. eh.

finally home!

yes, 3:30 a.m. i get home. in one piece. now i shall find some bed :)

tomorrow is picture time! and i'll post some times and stories and shit. until then, *snore*

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Out of texas by a

Out of texas by a few miles and just ate lunch. 9ish hours to go?

just left abilene tx where

just left abilene tx where we slept the night. 14 something hours to go

Friday, February 09, 2007

On the road again... phew

On the road again... phew

Phew! finally made it to

Phew! finally made it to lubbock :) now food then a few miles back the a hotel then we start back in the morn :)

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha

i was right. my prediction was right. this has just made my day :)

the bitch is knocked up. how fucking funny :) it's even more ironic that i was accused of having other girls lined up, but in reality in like less than a week she was letting other guys stick her - meanwhile i go on my first date since her last friday..... yeah. i'm really the whore.... mmhmm...

well it looks like you finally got what you wanted.... a baby, someone to screw you with no rubber, and a baby's daddy - er husband.

on a different note - it looks like i'll be riding through texas again :P brad bought another car and needs a rider to go get it. oh well. oh yeah another date tomorrow evening :) then leaving tomorrow night be back sat night/sunday morning. :-\

Monday, February 05, 2007

haha!

my run-in with the cops today:

ok, for the past few days i've been rambling over how bad i want to kill every damn cop i see. for real. there are soo many bad apples in the bunch that are ruining it for the rest who actually do maybe a good job. otherwise they all need to die.

i've had dreams during the day that i go all matrix style on 'em and like own em all agent smith style :P every single outcome to every situation i've thought of i end up stealing their own gun and they're all shot between the eyes.

anyways. today i come back to work from a service call and there's a cop parked at the sidewalk. in the fire-lane....

i grin ear to ear cause i know it's my chance to return the assholeness favor.

i walk in, and i expect to hear my boss say "jason, whatever you're thinking, don't say it" but instead he says "hey jason, the cops said they'd hang out here and wait for you since they haven't seen you in a while!" (or something like that)

i say "that's funny. cause i was about to say 'isn't that a firelane? shouldn't you not be parked in the firelane?'"

the cop retorts "oh so i hear you're the cop hater..."

i reply "damn. you know me all to well."

and i walk in the back smiling. i hope that pissed him off. i hope he puts a shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger with his big toe, splattering his brains across the wall behind him, with a note attached thats says "that fucking kid at pc afterdark driving the green passat pushed me over the edge". i'd laugh at his funeral and piss on his grave, take pictures, and post them here on blogger!

:) gah i'm such an asshole :)

Sunday, February 04, 2007

wtf am i feeling....

i have no idea what's going on with me right now. and i don't really know why either. i mean... right now i almost feel depressed. or pissed off. or tired. or hopeful. or distressed. or i just don't know. i mean, there are a ton of emotions going on through my head. i want to goto town and ramble around cause i'm kinda bored... but i know i got alot of things i need to be doing instead here at home. also not to mention with my luck in the past few weeks, i'll get pulled over by a damn cop and i swear i'm going to go apeshit on one here shortly. i want to go see or give someone a call - but i think she's working and/or i have nothing new to say... i want to invite anyone over... but i doubt anyone would come anyways.


then one of my rc car batteries won't hold a charge. my motorcycle isn't in 100% shape, and it's not sold anymore (apparently or so i was told). i've got pleanty enough money in the bank to cover this months' bills (well, not pay off the credit card, but to pay what i've spent) but i still have those debts like the credit card that are holding me down... i want to go work out but i keep telling myself to devote that time to studying instead. my bedroom is a disaster area, and i've only picked up a few things in it. i really need to make some manicotti but i don't feel like making it for just myself - and again i doubt anyone would come over.... tho due to recent change of plans i may have someone who can make some food for soon...... i think the super bowl might be on... but i could really care less which kinda makes me feel like it takes away from my "male ego". i mean - i'm a guy who doesn't drink beer and watch football.

there's just so much unreleased anger towards those fucking cops. so much hope i have riding on this class and hopeful new job. so much anxiety about where my personal and professional life is going soon. i just so wish i could get rid of these doubts in my head. i want to sit here with nothing to do - because everything is done. i want to sit here not worrying about how i'm going to pay this month's bills - because they're already paid. i want to sit here, in my home, with my soul mate - and not worry about where she's at or who she might be with.

i don't think hardly a day has gone by that i haven't logged onto myspace. i signed up for it, and logged in like twice a month - for nearly a year. then ever since september, i've been on almost every night, often times every morning, and until i told everyone at work "no myspace at work" i was logging on during the day too. how fucking sad of me.

i saw a pic of a guy who was a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine on myspace. yes, that's how much i've been avoiding cleaning and studying today. but anyways in his profile picture his back was turned to the camera, and he was flexing. i sat there for a minute, admiring, wishing that was me. i mean, he was no Greg Valentino, but i don't want to turn out like that either. very proportional.

where the hell am i going with this major rambling. i don't know.... i'm just soo out of it. i thought the weekend started out so well, i mean friday was really fun, i enjoyed myself, it was a pretty nice relief to go out and have fun like that. but... now i feel worse than all last week combined. and i really don't know what triggered it. brad may have a comment of what he thinks triggered it but i'll still tell him he's wrong and i didn't care about my prediction.

hmmm. headache now. feel free to message me tonight if anyone's alive. right now i think i'm about do some more cleaning.

:-\

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Friday Night!

ok last night was badass.

Me and Amy went to Peachtree Tavern to see the Wayne Mills Band. i didn't know what to expect but it was really fun. i'm going to have to go back sometime - i've never been to a bar/tavern type place. i mean - last weekend i went to o'charlies and had a few drinks at the bar (which was the first time i've ever been somewhere just to drink, other than the strip club...)

Actually i picked her up around 7, we got to Pero's right before 8 where we had reseverations (and glad we did - they were CRAZY at 8!) we both had strombolis - which are always sooo good :) after that it was a short like 8 min drive to the tavern. when we first arrived (we nearly drove right past it!) this guy (who we thought was a bum posing as a parking lot attendant) wanted $10 to park and we first blew him off saying we were about to leave. at the door they verified he really was the parking lot attendant so we paid the guy and went in :P

inside, i got my ass kicked in a game of 7 ball pool - 2 to 5 (yes it was 7 ball - 3 of the balls were MIA so we had to modify the rules) the cool thing too was they would hold a credit card and you could keep a tab - which was really convenient! the screwdriver i started the night out with was i swear half and half! gah it was stiff. i only had 2 screwdrivers all night but had i had 3 i would have had a harder time driving home :P

meanwhile, i did find out where the ESPN zone is - and i want to go back there! the last time i went i was in like... 10th or 11th grade :) i'm no sports buff - but upstairs are tons and tons of like arcade machines - my favorite was the 1/2 sized bowling. so if anyone wants to goto the ESPN Zone with me one day, lemme know!

hmmm.... i got really good gas mileage on the way home :) Buckhead to her house to my house took like an hour 15 avg'ing 30.8mpg over 65 miles.

so today i think i'm going to try to clean total house - not just the kitchen and living room (which both are relitively clean!) but mainly my bedroom - it's such a disaster area. my side of the bed is about 4 inches deep in popular science magazines and a few days worth of dirty clothes. the foot of the bed has piles of clean clothes overflowing clothes baskets. i have 2 more stacks of crap that i cleaned off my computer desk when i moved it out of my room. there's computer crap everywhere, and paper work that i need to file (literally stacks and stacks of paperwork!)

oh yeah. also tonight i'm going to the thrashers game! me jrr and brad are. i hope brad wants to drive cause i'm feeling lazy :P