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kathy's party was a success

Im prtuck in the boot 11:13
Brad said im going club la viva next friday 10:51
Jr said hes durnk bnd kathy was or is 10:42
2 [word omitted] aod 10 jello shots and 2 plus margaritas. im all good 10:41
Kathy just blew chunks 10:40
[word omitteed]. jello shots. margarits. woot. 9:57

(above were text messages to my blog that i'm grouping all together into one post)

hahaha last night was.... interesting. got to kathy's at like 7:30 (she's from work and moving to FL in a week, this was a "good ridance" party) :P started drinking jello shooters and the margaritas. we figgered each jello shooter had approx 1 shot of vodka in it. i had i think 10 jello shooters before the night was up =-0 and 2 or 3 cups of margarita that had i'd guess approx 1-1.5 shots worth of tequila in it each.... and somehow when i woke up at like 3 a.m. to find myself asleep on the couch.... i've been fine ever since. i dont 'know how i got to the couch, or when, or what happened before.... brad said they wanted the pics off my cameara, so they were gonna look in my car for the cable... they said "jason we're going to drive off in your car we need the keys" and i half handed them my cell phone then passed back out. :P kathy did get sick, and i think was the only one to get sick. she really didn't have that much to drink either, i mean i think she was still working on her "pink panty pulldown" (about 1 shot of vodka, pink lemonaid mix and ice) but i don't think she had anything before that? eh who knows.

lfd left last night (he didn't drink anything, er, maybe a thing of pink panty pulldown) henry left... well i guess last night. jr left at like 5. me and brad left at 9. good times. i'm gonna go get my camera and copy off all the pics now :)

Die

Die

me new clock! lol i been wanting one for months but haven't found one i liked. Kroger actually had this one for $18 :P and yes, it's prob a good foot and a half big :D

but 6 inches just wasn't good enough and it was full of rocks. i took the liberty of circling all the bigger ones i see on the very top...

the is the right side after i went over it and tilled down maybe 6 or so inches

this is the left side of the walkway before anything has happened (and still hasn't happened)

i got a new toy. you may remember the string trimmer back in the spring, and then the edger attachment later that month. i finally traded in my quarters, nickels and dimes (not kidding - $115 in coins!) and i got the cultivator attachment :)

i baked a cake and it turned out good :)

ok so i cooked supper one night - bacon and eggs. microwaved the bacon and pan scrambled the eggs... the bacon wasn't cooked enough for crystal's liking so i stuck half of it back in the microwave for 3 mins.... evidentally it was about 1.5 mins too long =-\ and meanwhile mine was prob undercooked..... hehehe

hehe when you leave a piece of spagetti in a glass of margaritas it will absorb the color =-0

so... how does this flocking benefit the mission fund? (btw there was another sign and flock of birds on the other side of the driveway)

Traffic cops need to rot in HELL

Traffic cops need to rot in hell. going speed limit and using my blinker but 'youre driving too aggresrivly' ugh.

ok i texed that line to my blog while going down the road cause i was pissed... here's the story:

going down hwy 124 going towards sneiville just passed anniston rd and supposevly the cop was on the right and said i was "flying through the intersection". hmm... cars in front of me and on the right. so why wasn't anyone else flying? so within a half to quarter mile i see a cop behind me. hmm, ok, what's the speed limit - 35? 45? i'm pretty sure it's 45 so i'm doing 45. yes, i'm DOING 45. cars start to be backed up in front of me so i put on my right blinker and merge right. they decide to prettymuch stop so i continue getting into the right lane (i was half there already.) next think i know the cop behind me has his lights on. i pull over and he asks if i was in a hurry. i said "i thought i was doing the speed limit." he said that he saw me FLYING through that intersection and weaving through traffic. i said "i thought i used my blinker" and he replies that "here in the state of georgia we have an law called aggressive driving, and blah blah blah" gah i wanted to shoot him in the face with a damn shotgun right there. agressive driving my ass. he said "it doesn't make much sense to put on your blinker as you're turning" and i almost left my right blinker on for the rest of the day (but only if he had followed me anymore - i was goign to turn right at stonecrest in about an hour....) but omg he pissed me off so bad. and yes crystal got annoyed that i kept ranting about it for 20 mins later but the fucker needed to have his ass handed to him for being a stuck up prick. he wishes so bad i a) had been speeding b) didin't have insurance c) didn't have a valad license d) had warrants against me or e) any or all of the above. but since i DIDN'T he let me go and said that "this young lady's life is in your hand and you need to slow down blah blah blah" I WASN'T BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW SO GO SCREW YOURSELF!

i think now i'm going to draw some police brutality :)