haha!

my run-in with the cops today:

ok, for the past few days i've been rambling over how bad i want to kill every damn cop i see. for real. there are soo many bad apples in the bunch that are ruining it for the rest who actually do maybe a good job. otherwise they all need to die.

i've had dreams during the day that i go all matrix style on 'em and like own em all agent smith style :P every single outcome to every situation i've thought of i end up stealing their own gun and they're all shot between the eyes.

anyways. today i come back to work from a service call and there's a cop parked at the sidewalk. in the fire-lane....

i grin ear to ear cause i know it's my chance to return the assholeness favor.

i walk in, and i expect to hear my boss say "jason, whatever you're thinking, don't say it" but instead he says "hey jason, the cops said they'd hang out here and wait for you since they haven't seen you in a while!" (or something like that)

i say "that's funny. cause i was about to say 'isn't that a firelane? shouldn't you not be parked in the firelane?'"

the cop retorts "oh so i hear you're the cop hater..."

i reply "damn. you know me all to well."

and i walk in the back smiling. i hope that pissed him off. i hope he puts a shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger with his big toe, splattering his brains across the wall behind him, with a note attached thats says "that fucking kid at pc afterdark driving the green passat pushed me over the edge". i'd laugh at his funeral and piss on his grave, take pictures, and post them here on blogger!

:) gah i'm such an asshole :)