Donald Rumsfeld gave his usual daily briefing to President Bush this morning, and told him that 3 Brazilian soldiers had died in Iraq last night.
The President was surprisingly visibly shaken. Oh my God!, he said. All the color drained from his face. He slumped back down in his chair and put his head in his hands.
And, after a minute or so, when he was finally able to regain his composure, he looked up at Rumsfeld and asked,
"Exactly how many is a Brazilian?"
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