Q. What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?

A. They all made careers pretending to be black.

Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.

On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people. This year Barack Obama is going as – Barack Obama.

Q: What's brown and in your pocket?
A: Obama's hand.

Mattress looking to take flight.

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Long cheetos

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how ironic.

i didn't realize how much i missed xp until i just reinstalled it today. on a celeron 2.0 with 1gb of ram. it totally smokes my 2.6 athlon with 1gb of ram with vista. bad.

it's basically going to be a Tivo, and well, my scanner only works with xp and below. and that's needed by tomorrow, so HEY, tv tuner card in an xp machine should make it serve more than one purpose! :)

My girls

And they are finally playing friendly.
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Mercedes

Porscha

Meet porscha. Haha

Now we have a Porsche and Mercedes. :)
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How mac displays a pc on the network.

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Its just a lil cold in here.

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Rx7

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So is this bike rack holding everything together?

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Bowling

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A black - as a blonde.

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no more swine flu...

So how long have those bk kids been kids?

Almost as long as the simpsons? :-P
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Ghost dog

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Bastard

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Fack

3rd tooth getting pulled soon... 3 yrs ago. End of aug. Now today too. Its either a $2k root canal and crown, or pull. :(
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Everyone's entitled to my opinion :)

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