Saturday, November 21, 2009

Q. What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?

A. They all made careers pretending to be black.

Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.

On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people. This year Barack Obama is going as – Barack Obama.

Q: What's brown and in your pocket?
A: Obama's hand.

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