He was described as wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink wig, a strap-on dildo, a Patriot's jersey, and had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.
The police graciously removed the Patriot's jersey to spare the family unnecessary embarrassment.
3 comments:
Ewww.
The Patriots should have won that game!! Tom Brady was just having an off day!! LOL.
Nah, the Mannings are just far superior than that stuck up guy.
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