oh great. i quick google search says: The first pair of legs is modified into poisonous jaws located below the mouth to kill insects. If crushed, they may bite, causing some pain and swelling.

great. i'm thinking of calling in sick.

ding ding ding i think we have a winner:

Florida blue centipede
The Florida Blue Centipede, like other centipedes, is a predator. Because of this they are prone to bite, and their bite can be quite painful.

fucking great....