Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Half the Jason, All the Taste.

eh, twas an ok day. paid the electricy bill, went to work... worked... got off work when to see my lover girl :) we watched Gremlins - twas in interesting movie. tho it was funnier than i expected :P

ummm.. not much new. just another day at work tommorrow :-
via tomshardware.com:

This is a graph of the clock speed development of AMD and Intel processors from 1993 until the end of 2005. Between 1993 and 1999, the average clock speed increased tenfold. Then stagnation set in; over the past four years, frequencies haven't even doubled.


(granted you can't see the chart, but i was just pointing out the "Between 1993 and 1999, the average clock speed increased tenfold. Over the past four years, frequencies haven't even doubled.")

that sucks :-\

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Jason.

oh my a trailer trash 33rd birthday =-0

A Finger of Jason is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

Shanks & Bigfoot - Sweet like Chocolate

look it up - replace "boy" with "girl" and the song describes Crystal :)

Nothing Acts Faster Than Jason.

















i think i'm gonna make the next few (or more or less depending on how bored i get) with slogans via The Advertising Slogan Generator :)

aah, so yeah, i got the shingles put on the doggie roof.
















And i just thought the cat looked cool :P

sundays suck

hrm. this morning i wake up generally ok. i mean, i'm not depressed feeling, but, i'm not happy. i don't know what's coming over me. maybe the anxiety of christmas? i dunno :-
i woke up around 8:15 or so this morn. my alarm always goes off at 7:30 but it went off at 8:15 today... i assue i snoozed it til then =-0 eh who knows. i got up, now i'm eating me some frosted mini wheats, well, kroger brand :P i think i need to do something. i'd love to ride the bike around for a few miles, but, i won't do be doing that. i thought about going to church, but, i don't really feel like driving my truck... i think what i will do is attach the shingles to the doghouse. wow i've notcied now times i've typed "shingles" i've typed "singles" and i've had to go back and correct myself....

hmmm... almost done eating. my credit card bill this month is $57 :P well, i paid alot extra last month to try to knock it all out, but it looks like stupid me spent $40 before the payment posted (on gas) and the damn thing didn't get paid off, so a $40 balance rolled over to this month >:0 yeah, i'm gonna pay this in the next week. i figgured out (guestamating the credit card bill) plus the mortage, electricity, insurance and some other bill (lol) that i should be hitting the minimum in my bank, but that within a day i should be getting paid and i shouldn't have any more big bills until the next payperiod. i hope :-
oh yea mom's bday is thursday. i gotta get her something.....

ok enough for now. if i go outside adn if i do any work and if i get the doghouse finished and if i feel like it - i'll post pictures :)

Saturday, November 26, 2005

random pictures

yes, that's teh 1 shingle on the doghouse - i gots to get out and attach the rest (and that one) =-0
the doggie has a house! :P
this ultralite was flying by my parent's house, we couldn't tell what it was - i could see the rotor on top, but with the help of the camera... i see it all :)

i just liked the image on his rear glass - is this a band or brand or anything?

again - will you ever see or hear this on FM? :)

maybe their band and song was just... too long? :P

on square wheels? ;)

Beware of owner - i liked this :)

how often does music like this come on FM? :P

it does say "20 on 20 - Let me hold your [hand]" - it just flipped out =-0

depressed? join on in :-\

i don't know why i feel so depresed right now :-\ i mean. i saw crystal earlier. i was happy then. nobody's said anything. nothing's happened. i just... don't know. i mean i do have a few things to do, like finish going through teh crap in teh spare bedroom that i have strewn out, i now need to shingle the doghouse... nothing really to do outside, just some piddly inside stuff. i guess just the general snug money issue and here around x-mas is all. i've got such high hopes and dreams, and my job is all but completly snuffing them out... well my baby just came online so i guess i'll leave this for now...

Negro Friday :P

hehe. lets start with thursday. i went with my folk's to Jasper, GA to visit my cousin and her husband. i was ring bearer in their widding like 15 yrs ago :P anyways my parents wanted to leave at like 8 so i was planning on wakup up at 6:30, get ready hopefully by 7, and then head their way (25 min drive). what do i do? wake up 7:15 =-0 so i get up, jump in the shower, throw on some clothes then haul ass their way. at about 7:58 mom calls "where you at?" "i'm crossing over almond railroad" [5-7 mins away] "well hurry up" now granted, it's thanksgiving day, cops might be a lil thicker than normal... i was already driving about, eh, 10-20 over from home til there. and to say "hurry up" gah.

anyways. i get there at about 8:05. they're pretty much ready for me, so we load up and leave mere mins later. dad has the john deere gator on back of the truck so the little ones can ride or dad can drive it or something :P we go up Ga 20 past the mall of ga past ga 400 and get there just past 2 hours later.

i really like their house. small to medium front porch, 2 car garage, back deck plus a screened in porch on back, kitchen with a sink in the bar, fireplace, dining room, tray celings in all the bedrooms, double sinks in the master bath, tub and shower (actually nice size guest bath) plus a half bath behind garage. btw did i mention i really liked the house? :P

ummm... twas good food. we deep fried a turkey. that was hands down the best turkey i've ever eaten. very juicy and flavorful (thanks to the cajun sauce injected into it) mmm yeah i ate and ate twas good. even went back for seconds twas that good.

on the way up mom said "oh i didn't think to ask that if you had a girlfrind you could have brougth her with you..." CRAP! i felt so bad after she said taht. tho i think crystal had plans with her bro and mom, but still, i wish i coudl have asked. i'd rather ask and her say no then not ask and she wishes she had went. also, this half of the family was the lesser of the craziest :P so if she wanted to meet the family it would have been a good dose of not the strongest ppl lol oh well all in due time.

we did discous having the Kimble x-mas party at my house. i think we set a date of Dec 17th evening for like a diner only (no presents exchanging) we havne't had any xmas parties in years due to all the recent events. i'm kinda looking forward to it. looks liek if crystal wants to join she's get the full montey of all my relatives.... oh hell :P

we left there at like 8:30 so it was 11ish getting home (well, to my parents, rather) so i looked at some sales papers and saw nobody really had crap with goign to get. the best deals were after massive mail in rebates, so i passed. dad was cleaning up at works and fished out some more fire extinguishers, so i got aonther one for the house. 1 big one for the garage, 1 small under the sink, and now 1 med one next to the washer/dryer. i think i should be safer. i know everyone i know wonders why my house already hasn't spontionusly combusted :P

hmmm.... friday. oh wait. backup. wednesday i asked my boss joe when we were off, he said "thursday". crap. that sucks. oh well. i told him i was goin to japser for thanksgiving, and he asked if i needed friday off, for he owed me some time off for the extra long week last week. stupid me said "no, no, we should be back in time, shouldn't be a problem." gah. 5 mins later i was kicking myself. well, thursday evening i decided to call him - i called and asked if it was still cool if i got fri off. he looked at the calandar then said "have a good 4 day weekend". w00t! and that i planed to do :)

ok, so friday. hehe. i get up *early* :P (9:30 hehe) to toast some waffles. surf online. watch some ghost rider videos. read everyone's thanksgiving blogs. check email. piddly stuff. later crystal got online, i chatted with her for a while, then i went to see her after 1. picked up up we went to target (where i got my toaster!) to staples (got a router, so now i can return PCAD's) then the scenic route home. conyers traffic wasn't really all that bad when you go nearly to covington to go home =-0 hehe. we lounged around for a short while, then she was like "hey. i want some sweet tea" and i agreed, did sound good. not to mention i needed to get some cinder blocks to level the doghouse that should be coming tommorrow.. so we leave and goto some feed store. it was a horse store. twas a crap store. they had some funny harness out front so of course we made obscene jokes about it :P

we leave there and goto lowes. lemme ask you, the reader: what part of the store do you think you'd find masonry block at? i figured the gardenign department. you get pinestraw there, stepping stones, rocks, sand, fertilizer, etc... i find some petenuia for $0.25 that was purdy and i tell the cashier "i need to get 6 cinder blocks - btw whete are they?" and she states that i can go ahead and pay for em here, but they were on the completly far wall past the lumber. wtf? oh well. 6 blocks and a 25 cent flower later we leave. oh yeah, i just had to pick the half shopping cart that was the biggest POS in the store. it took nearly all i had to keep it going stroight. and when i needed to turn left, it DID take all i had. gah. ok.

so, after there we goto kroger. get some tea and cookie dough. i WAS gonna get 2 tubes of chocolate chip and 1 sugar cookie roll, you know to eat of of the roll of chocolate chip and cook the other, but she insisted no... :P so we get 2 rolls of cookie dough and the tea, then leave. when we get back chris and melanie were cookin' hamburgers so we kinda let em finish and make some yummy cookies :) they didn't turn out bad. tho i left the dough out for maybe 20 mins so it was soft to try to cut through. made some interesting cookies hehe. hell i ate more dough then cookies. she had a few cookies. i'm about to walk in the kitchen and put the leftovers up =-0 oh wait. theyr'e behind me on the bed :P i'll walk into the kitchen with them and put them up :) lol ok better

after all this we watched... the simpsons xmas dvd rip. well, she half slept, i watched it. after that i just decided to turn on team america world police. she watched it, i did sleep. evidently for a decent while. i woke up and she said "i just watched 2 puppets do it" i'm like "wtf? how long was i out?" :P good stuff.

this smoke detector battery is dieing. at night it chirps. i gonna replace the batter tommorrow if i can remember. the best schedule to change them on i've seen is on christmas. when i moved in last oct, i changed both of them (hall and kitchen) and i hoped i could wait til xmas (not that it really matters, but still) but looks like this hall one will get changed asap. the one in the kitchen will require an 8' ladder. for it's like 12' up the wall =-0

mom and dad are supposed to come by tommorrow with the doghouse. i guess dad may bring some shingles too so we can patch the dog roof - otherwise i got some spare ones here i can do it later. i'm gonna call in the morn make sure he brings the 8' ladder so i can blow out the gutters again and i can change the smoke detector battery. if he doesn't i'll just borrow the ladder from work. i also gotta get out and set the block where the house is gonna go so all we have to do is sit it down. so i gotta ask him about how long it is too (so i know the spacing of the block). hmm, busy day. hopefully crystal will be here so she can meet my parents. actually, my sister may be with them too, i think. they're going to my cousin's daughter's 1st bday party. oh snap, i gotta remind em to being the xmas tree too :) if not i can pick that up later too :P

ok since i rambled for, oh, about 45 mins now, i'll goto bed. wait, i gotta clean my room and the bedroom i destroyed (i had the closet full, i cleane dout the closet, and i'm going through the boxes) - i'll post pics tommorrow of the mess, and hopefully the clean :) hehe g'night folks!

Friday, November 25, 2005

ahhahha i want :)

both riders of the car and motorcycle are my heros :)

BTW 68 KM is over 42 Miles, 55MPH is 88KMH and 300KMH is 188MPH :) :)

Ghostrider Z3 M Coupe Chase -Preview

More Ghostriders:
Ghost Rider Taunting the law
GhostRider
GhostRider 2
GhostRider 3
Ghost Rider --> Jump The Globe
Ghost rider 340 kpu fuck the police
500hp turbo busa ghost rider



also these pics were taken by a badass local photographer:

Atlanta
and
Traffic

viruses!

wow the viruses are running rampant. i've now gotton W32.Sober.X virus in my inbox (well, bulk mail box) 67 times now since 11/21/05 =-0 (and it's 9:30 on 11/25/05) that's a hella lot - but granted i do have like 257 virues in my Virus folder so if anyone online pisses me off i can send em some ;)

::EDIT:: 12:18 on 11/26/05 i've gotton 16 more since 9:30 this morn =-0

::EDIT:: 2:45 on 11/27/05 i'm now up to 100 Sober.X's (plus a few more of Netsky.P and such.

Monday, November 21, 2005

i want FiOS!

availability

gd it. i want it now.

i pay $58/month for 4 Mbps down .384 Mbps up
5 Mbps down 2 Mbps up $39.95
15 Mbps down 2 Mbps up $49.95

comparing this to Bellsouth's fastest package of 3 Mbps down .384 up. their middle package 1.5 Mbps down .256 up. or their crappy package .256 Mbps down .128 up.

15 fucking Mbps down and 2 Mbps up!!! OMFG!!! and for less $$ a month!!!! OMFG!!! lol

so anyways, lfd prob wants to kill this guy...




mmm.... check fraud... yeah buddy comes in saturday, buys a $1000 pc plus 19" LCD monitor. pays by check. has an out of state license (NC). out of state bank (FL). credit card with his name on it. we accept the check. then get this gut feelin that somethign wasn't right... correct. upon calling this bank today, we found out he's passed of some more checks at wal-mart and such. bastard.

so umm.. slow day today. stayed up til 4:30 a.m. doing invoices and chatting and filling out the boss's questionare. shall be interesting. tho i did get prettymuch all the invoices done. good stuff. load off my shoulders.

talked to both neighbors yesterday (lets see if i can remember their names) uhhh... Sloane the 23 yr old and Sharon the... 50 yr old :P lol i asked em if the trashcan in my yard was theirs. they both said no, and that i should use it :) lol so i think i shall. sharon has had trash service (that i've been using for the past year) lol but i knew Sloane just got a new roomate or 2 and saw she just got tv/internet, so i figgured they got trash pickup too (but it was delivered to the wrong house). i'm a bit curious if i'm goign to get free trash pickup cause they didn' realize their mistake? hopefully :) if not its like $13.50 a month for pickup. not too shabby.

umm. last night i hung with crystal. fun as ever :) she calls me a tease, i call her a tease, it's all mutual. ;P hoped to see her tonight but her friend michelle stole her then she spent some time wif her family. was prob for the better, twas raining fairly bad :-\ hopefully it'll dry up cause i hate the rain at night. rain during teh day is ok. night is fine. rain at night is a bitch.

ummmm..... i went grocery shopping tonight. got some coke and cheese and microwave dinners and ham. yeah, that about sums it up... lol. somehow i spent $35 =-0 the family ahead of me in line had like 2 buggys damn near full of groceries. i was expecting to see like a $300-500 bill but amazingly it was only like $125. i was impressed. hell my buggy's been 1/2 full of BigK brand cokes and Kroger brand shit and it comes up $80 :-\ just by looking i felt so bad for the family - the mother looked about... 25, the father (assumed, might have been the mother's dad) looked about 40, and had 2 girls about.... maybe 8 or so. while the cashier was scanning he just had this glum look on his face. when she said the total he pulled out some bills and paid, and one of the girls said "wow, you just had enough" and he replied "yeah, for a min there i thought we might have to start putting stuff back..." i'm glad they didn't. i wish i was financally stable enough that i could have said "hey, ring up my stuff to - i got the bill." i'd love to do just random acts of kindness like that. little things that may make a world of difference to 1 family at a time, but go unrecogonized. that's what i would love to do...

shit. i fucked up. i'm sorry baby :(

so yesterday i tried to solder an ATX connecter onto a motherboard. i think had i tried to desolder the connecter off the first one the way i finally did it to begin with, i'd been better off... i started off trying to desolder 1 at a time. then i finally gave in, got the blow torch, and got the whole thing off at once :) hehe BUT 4 pins didn't fall out with the connector - so 16 came out, 4 were still stuck. after i resoldered it on the new board, those last 4 were a bitch. i completely killed the backside of the board with 2 pins, and the other 2 i think turned out ok. none the less the board doesnt post, the green LED lit up once then went away, and i think i smoked the power suppy =-0 oh well. it was already broke ass. i was just trying to add some square-wheelin' jason flava :P

i have such a... fear? of losing these blog posts. normally after about a paragraph i'll select all, copy, then paste and save into a notepad document. that way if the pc locks up, it's saved. if blogger time out, it's in a notepad doc. hrm... maybe i'm just... weierd? :)

what's new what's new... you people suck. what happened to "stay on my ass until i finally take this gd insurance test?" huh? i'm still no futher then i was this time last month... gah i suck so bad.

um ok. this started out as a short post. then i kept adding. yeah me! :) g'night cruel world *BLAMN!*

tis me baby! isn't she such a cutie? :)

awe :) look at the hottie =D

Pictures deleted

Sunday, November 20, 2005

hahaha i'm the hluk :P

Your results:
You are Hulk
Hulk
100%
Spider-Man
95%
The Flash
90%
Iron Man
75%
Robin
72%
Superman
70%
Supergirl
67%
Green Lantern
65%
Batman
60%
Catwoman
45%
Wonder Woman
32%
You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

woah! i'm an international man of mystery =-0



goodness at all the countries =-0



haha - me and chris are comcast; i bet crystal is the bellsouth, knology in columbus is my sis... who is sandersville?!!

Autumn vs. Autumn

Microsoft Windows's Autumn wallpaper:



My autumn wallpaper (slightly color corrected in photoshop)


eh... i first thought those 2 pics looked the same... oh well

above my stove.. on the shelf... of drank drinks...


Drinksize (mL)strenghtprice
Buttershots75015% $9.99
Buttershots75015% $10.99
Buttershots75015% $11.99
Jose Cuervo75040% $16.99
Smirnoff Vodka75045% $19.99
Smirnoff Vanilla Twist75035% $11.99
Smirnoff Vodka37540% $6.45
Smirnoff Green Apple Twist37535% $6.45
Smirnoff Orange Twist37535% $6.95
3 Vodka75040% $22.98
3 Vodka75040% $22.98
3 Vodka75040% $17.99
3 Vodka75040% $28.99
Stolichnaya75040% $19.99
Smirnoff Citrus Twist75035% $12.99
Mezcal con Gusano75040% $21.99
Jose Cuervo Tradicional75040% $22.49
Smirnoff10040% $4.99
Triple Sec20024% $3.99
Jose Cuervo20040% $6.99
Jose Cuervo75040% $16.99
Parrot Bay37521% $8.19
Peach Schnapps75015% $7.99
Long Island Iced Tea75021% $8.43
Skyy20040% $6.29
Bailey's Irish Cream75017% $19.99
Bailey's Irish Cream75017% $19.99
Bailey's Irish Cream75017% $24.99
Pina Colodea75010% $7.11
Jose Cuervo Margarita175020% $14.99


Totals:
Liters drank: 19.7
Avg %: 30%
Total $ Spent: $423.12
now granted.. i didn't drink all this... prob half. and there are some i don't have on the list (this is stuff drank on the shelf) that i drank and left the bottle at someone's house... and i only bought like 1/3 of this, maybe half... oh yeah and the fridge has about 15-20 random size bottles of varying fullnessess not listed :P

wow at all my viewers :) lol 8,198 page loads to date, and 730 different pc's have visited my blog =-o granted... ppl like me have checked it at like 10 customer's houses.. then 8 different pc's at work... then 2 at home.... etc.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Microsoft COA's

Microsoft recently changed their product license stickers to something less likely to counterfit.... heh






all the colors on teh sticker are now just small words.... interesting....

top 10

hahaha this is a sad list (but real!)

Forbes Top Ten Aphrodisiacs:
  • Barry White tunes - Truly frigid is the heart, mind and body that won't melt to the mellifluous come-ons of the most one-track baritone in history. Try: "It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next to Me," "Your Love--So Good I Can Taste It," "I'm Qualified to Satisfy You," "I'll Do For You Anything You Want Me To," and of course, "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe."

  • A few stiff drinks - A zillion tipsy one-night-standers can't be wrong. Though the ladies on Sex In The City still swill Cosmos, in the end it really doesn't matter what you drink, so long as you do. Just be careful: As Shakespeare noted of booze in "Macbeth": "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance."

  • A dozen oysters - If, as Jonathan Swift observed, "He was a bold man that first eat an oyster," then he was a brilliant man that first tried these tangy and lubricious little bi-pods for seduction. Freshen up afterwards with a moist towelette.

  • Promises, promises - "Sure, baby, I'll hook you up with that producer friend of mine." "Of course they're orchestra seats--nothing less for you, my little turtledove." "Paris in the fall? No problem, sweetie." Repeat as necessary.

  • A little skin - There's a reason why the Taliban covers women in chadors--although the same can be said for men as well. There's nothing like a bared midriff or well-turned calf to put a snap in your turban.

  • Manolo Blahniks - Well, they're certainly not made for walking. . . Sexy for her, seductive for him, and at those prices, cheaper than a suite at the Ritz. In basic black leather, of course.

  • Backrubs - Alternately chaste and erotic at the same time, backrubs are a tried-and-true prelude to, ahem, more intimate relations. The theory is that once someone lets you knead their neck and shoulders they may let you satisfy other needs as well.

  • Perfume - Yeats wrote that "love comes in at the eye" but, as anyone who has ever had their olfactory bells rung by a whiff of Chanel No. 5 can tell you, the nose can also successfully stimulate the pheromones. It's a matter of basic chemistry: perfume + body heat = arousal.

  • Money - Call us cynical but few aphrodisiacs are as potent as a big bank account. Money may not be able to buy love but what it can buy may make you a lot more attractive.

  • A diamond engagement ring - The ultimate aphrodisiac. For women, that is. For men, it can often have quite the reverse effect.