LOL ok i so i go to take a shit (nice, everyone likes to hear that, right?) well, i close the bathroom door, and sit down, start to take care of buisness, and i see the cat walk out of the closet... well, i've already sat down, and i'm not going to get up, so i let the cat roam around and watch me ;)

ok, well, the cat starts coming up beside and behind me, and sniffing at my butt.... and that shit was fairly nasty. so maybe it's a nasty insane crazy psychotic cat? lemme tell you, it feels sooo weird when a cat is trying to jump up, between the comode and your back (but teh poor kitty can't jump too well, so she didn't make it)

ok, i just had to add that 2 cents :P had to share :D