aah, what fun we have at work:

me and brad are in teh back talking about the drinking
party last weekend, i'm turned around in my chair
(where i had been doing invoices) and brad's leaning
against the cabinet. the boss walks in. "what are
ya'll doing?" "not much, you?" :P lol *phew*

later that day..

boss: "darrell, are you finished with those computers
yet?"
LFD: "yeah, and i'm getting fucking tired of doing
them"

now where else could you tell a boss that and get away
with is? :P