hahahah

best website ever. Kids in mind. it's intention is to rate movies based on everything and of what makes them so bad. you can do a search for movies based on rating (0 perfect, 10 is bad) in sex/nudity, violence, and profanity. they even count profane words.

random:
jay and silent bob strike back 7/5/10
PROFANITY 10 - About 228 F-words (one is spelled out) and a few profane hand gestures, about 69 scatological terms, 73 anatomical references, 34 sexual references, 43 mild obscenities, 3 religious profanities, 16 religious exclamations, many derogatory references to homosexuals, African Americans and Caucasians, and other insults.

one of the best:
The Muppet Christmas Carol 0-1-0
VIOLENCE/GORE 1 - No violence, but some of the ghost scenes are a little scary and may bother younger viewers.

the worst:
Halloween [2007] [R] - 10.10.10
MESSAGE - Emotional and physical abuse can make someone a serial murderer.

i think i may do a search for all movies that have at least a 7-7-7 or worse and download :) (btw there's 107 of them)