my new years resolutions....

Lifestyle:
Sell the house and get another one (dump the equity into another house of similar size/price)
Get ahead on car and mortgage payments (if not pay them off)

Health:
16" Bicep (currently is at 13") [edit: apparently at rest it's 13", when working the arms it's 14" - so adding 2 more inches should be fairly easy]
Keep my body weight under 175 (unless it's pure muscle mass - currently i'm 165lbs)
Bench press my body weight (currently I'm somewhere between 115-120) [edit: i just realized that i'm doing sets of 110 with little problem - my max is prob a lil bit above the 120 mark... like guessing right now would be 125-135 range - in high school i maxed at 140, i thought i had dropped off a good bit since then, maybe not...]
Lose the love handles (they're not bad... but i dun want them)
Six-pack of abs (you can kinda see 2 of em... and a mini-keg)
Pearly Whites - top and bottom (they're not straight or white, but hella better then they were this time last year)

and above all.... find a damn wife.

maybe setting a schedule may help.

first, my change of job/ additional income:
sign up for the Insurance class by 01/08
pass the class by 02/02
pass the test by 02/23
become trained on what to do by Barry by 03/30
receive my license by 04/13 (6 week delivery)
make at least 5 sales by 05/30
make at least 25 sales by 06/30

if all the above comes true before July 4th - then i should have earned at least $10,000 off sales alone. 25% is going towards fireworks and alcohol and I'm throwing 1 HELL OF A party :)

I'm trying to remember... me jon and jeremo went to Alabama and bought almost 2 paper sacks full of bottle rockets.. we collectively spent like $75 - and got... damn... 15? 20? 25? more? grosses of bottle rockets... they were like $8 a gross - but buy one get one free. so if we bought $56 in bottle rockets, then that was 14 grosses - or over 2,000 bottle rockets :) now lets say same deal, same price: $1000 in bottle rockets is 125x2 250 grosses - or 36,000 bottle rockets. is that even legal to transport? (well, into ga no, but still).

and evidently it only takes $30 in golden grain to make 10x the amount of jello shooters it takes to get 5 people drunk... so 50 drunk people for $30? Woot!