chapter 6 - 92%

Chapter 6 Quiz: 92%
Chapter 5 Quiz: 92%
Chapter 4 Quiz: 92%
Chapter 3 Quiz: 84%
Chapter 2 Quiz: 84%
Chapter 1 Quiz: 88%

4 chapters to go :) (and i think they're getting easier and shorter!)

btw

i finally posted captions on my texas trip photos - like 4-5 days ago... but just wanted to let anyone who reads this know.

bleh.

hahahahahhahaah http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/80452/The_Kitty_Spa.html

picture time

My homemade plant table!
FYI: Drive Like An SOB And You'll Be DOA (shouldn't the "an" be "a"?)
Now my plants should have plenty of morning direct light and actually flourish....
My Grapefruit are sprouting :) i got a peanut in the middle that hasn't done anything yet....

chapter 5 done

Chapter 5 Quiz: 92%
Chapter 4 Quiz: 92%
Chapter 3 Quiz: 84%
Chapter 2 Quiz: 84%
Chapter 1 Quiz: 88%

5 chapters to go :) (and i think they're getting easier and shorter - or at least #5 was!)

another toy to buy (in a few months)

NES games. and lots of em. on EBay. i'm going to. just because :) lol

yes, i have every single NES ROM along with SNES, Sega, Atari, and more... but i'd just love to have a shitload of NES games next to my TV :)

i've found a few auctions on ebay. i'll have to wait a few months to do this but i'm going to :)

Chapter 4 done. 6 to go

Chapter 4 Quiz: 92%
Chapter 3 Quiz: 84%
Chapter 2 Quiz: 84%
Chapter 1 Quiz: 88%

6 chapters to go :)

Insurance class 101. heh.

went to the state of texas. whoop-dee-doo.
Yeah, the First Baptist Church in Dallas had a neon sign...
This was the hotel. very nice. and big.
A random car that had it's window knocked out. yeah, we still parked in the same parking lot. and what did the car have in the backseat? phonebooks.... f'in crackheads...
This building was outlined with green neon...
the view from the rd at night - facing i guess it was south.
The baptist have a credit union? damn...
Another nighttime shot from the room. the weird colors in the sky i think was the tinting on the window....
The sunrise somewhere in.... texas? Louisiana? i forget. we were still on out way when i snapped the pic.
The skyline as we arrived in the city.
This was kinda an odd shot when i looked over th epics later... the building's reflection was blurry - except in the very middle.... strange...
The tram that i guess circled the city? i was told it was $2.50 to ride all day...
The view at daytime looking east out of the room. we were on the 29th floor so we had a decent view. and at night it looked great :) well friday night looked better than saturday night for some reason :-

Fuckfuckfuck. 12 over in a

Fuckfuckfuck. 12 over in a 70. fuck the police.

90 outside of shreiport

And 10 to go :-/

Trying to leave texas :-/

Well. We left in a 15 passenger van (3 of us did) thursday night at 9:30 pm We stopped not far inside alabama for gas, the other side of alabama for matt to drive, the other side of miss. For gas and I started driving. I drove all the way through lousiana and when we hit tx. We stopped for a 30 min breakfast, driver change and gas. At this point, suzie had driven from 9:30 to the 1:30, matt had driven from 1:30 to 4:30,and I drove from 4:30 to 7:30. Suzie picks back up, we drive until 11 am est (10 cst) and we arrive at the hotel... PHEW!

Btw, I had slept from the ga/al line to 30 mins west of birmingham (about an hour), matt slept from 4:30 to 11 and suzie slept about 2h of matts driving and 2.5h of mine.

So the trip took us 13 hours plus 30 mins for breakfast. Its now 11:30 est and we were planning to leave over an hour ago... But we were talked into staying til 1!!! Lets see... 1 + 13h = 3am getting home? :'( oh that's to like conyers, I've gotta ride with matt to barry's (30-45 mins) to get my car to drive 15 mins to my house. 4 am. Fuck this....

gone

to texas. be back sunday night.

LOL

4 more jello shooters... and half a margarita. and i just told someone "Peace! A-Town love!" :P hahaha

only few will understand.. and even then they will still point and laugh

i've been pinging google.com since like december 30th....

Ping statistics for 64.233.167.99:
Packets: Sent = 1329697,
Received = 1320460,
Lost = 9237 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 29ms,
Maximum = 1908ms,
Average = 40ms

i guess this means i have a pretty decent QoS - i mean only 0.6946695% have been dropped. just over 1/2 a percent. the internet will drop out for at least 1 second every 3 minuets. teeheehee

New Years Fireworks

I finally imported the video. here's the pics from the good shootoff :)

Saddam Hussein EXECUTION in IRAQ

The Excecution of former iraqi leader Saddam Hussein pwned! :P

more new news

my max bench press is 150lbs :) my weight is 165lbs. i need to be able to bench 15 more pounds and goal achieved.

as you can see from my previous post, i've passed 1/3rd of the class (ok, well 3/10ths, but whatever). over the weekend i'm going to try to knock out the rest/most of it. that will put me way ahead of schedule.

i'm going to dallas texas next weekend. training seminar. w00t! now i gotta ask time out :-\ oops lol

today has been such a motivational day for me. *thank you cruel world* :D

woooo! chapter 3 done :)

Chapter 3 Quiz: 84%
Chapter 2 Quiz: 84%
Chapter 1 Quiz: 88%

7 chapters to go :)

bamn! chapter 2 done!

Chapter 2 Quiz: 84%
Chapter 1 Quiz: 88%

8 chapters to go :)

yes

it really is 4:48 - and i really have been up since like 4 :P

Chicken and Waffles?

sorry for the crappy pic - it's far too cold to go out to the car to get my camera :P

mine and jr's convo... with the boss :P

Darrell: whats up negro

Brad: dude

Brad: <-- brad

Brad: Joe

Brad: omfg

Darrell: what

Brad: <-- rofl so fucking hard I almost crashed my car

Darrell: wtf

Darrell: you drunk

Brad: no

Brad: I am the only sober one

Brad: jr and jason + an accidental phone call to joe

Brad: I can only describe as abso-fucking-lutely hilarious

Darrell: are you seriuos

Darrell: lmfao

Darrell: what was said

Darrell: or can you tell

Brad: I am absolutely serious

Brad: omfg

Brad: I wish I had it recorded

Brad: jr

Brad: started off

Darrell: anything bad to him siad

Brad: tried to call gene

Brad: so

Brad: "gene" answers the phone

Darrell: k

Brad: lol

Brad: "Hey GGEENNEE!"

Brad: and

Darrell: yea

Brad: "Where you at...we are on thew ay back"

Brad: and I think joe said something about getting alcohol at salem rd

Darrell: yea

Brad: omfg I am lol

Darrell: they on the phone still

Darrell: or what

Brad: nah

Brad: omfg

Brad: ok

Darrell: lol

Brad: so Jason from the back yells

Brad: "MORE ALCOHOL!?!?! THATS NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!" (thinking this was gene)

Brad: lol

Brad: then

Brad: joe asked where are you

Darrell: oh shit

Brad: jr said something like

Brad: omfg I am rolling right now

Darrell: lmfao

Darrell: hahhahhahahahaha

Brad: "I don't know... the lights and signs are spinning around me, I don't know where I am"

Darrell: lmfao

Darrell: hahahahaahhalm faoadasdnsdhfbd:-D

Darrell: hahaaa

Brad: that ain't even the best part

Darrell: oh shit

Brad: about that point

Darrell: more

Brad: Jason yells

Brad: "GENE!!! LETS ALL CALL IN SICK TOMORROW!!!"

Brad: and then repeated himself

Darrell: lmfao

Brad: then joe

Brad: on speaker phone

Brad: was asking

Brad: err...

Brad: he said something

Brad: and we thought it sounded like joe (I never said anything)

Brad: and jason goes

Brad: ....joe?

Brad: .........joe?

Brad: "yes"

Brad: .....joe?

Darrell: lmfao

Brad: "Is everything ok?"

Brad: at that point I lose all control

Darrell: lmfao

Brad: and I started laughing

Darrell: hahahaha

Brad: ....joe?

Brad: jr takes the phone off speaker and tells him "uh, we were just messing with gene, didn't mean to call you"

Darrell: what time did this take place

Brad: mean time I was laughing my ass off

Brad: 10:45

Brad: I was laughing so hard I was crying

Brad: and my back started hurting because I was laughing so hard

Darrell: lmfao

Darrell: you were driving

Brad: I couldn't see through the tears, and I had my foot pinned to teh gas

Brad: from my back hurting

Brad: lol

Darrell: lmfao

Darrell: hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

Brad: I almost ran off the road a few times

Darrell: hah

Brad: it was ...fucking.... awesome

Darrell: helly ea

Darrell: joe wasnt mad or anyhting

Brad: uh

Darrell: lol

Brad: lol

Brad: maybe, maybe not

Brad: but when jason is late tomorrow

Brad: he will know why

Brad: lol

Darrell: lmfao

Brad: it was the greatest conversation I have ever heard take place

Darrell: hell yea rofl

Brad: there was more

Brad: after we realized it was joe

Brad: jason started yelling JUNIOR! what did you do?

Brad: JUNIOR!!! who did you call

Brad: real loud - trying to make it sound like jr did it

Brad: lol

Darrell: damn

Brad: mean time I am just dying laughing

Brad: I mean - damn.

Brad: I stopped thecar

Brad: I pulled over in a parkign lot

Brad: so I could laugh w/o wrecking

Brad: hah

Brad: then we went in kroger...

on tha on that on tha camerapone!

somebody count for jason. i t hin it's jason 11 jr 8. or... ? we went bowling. i'ts almost midnight. i can't feel the keys .omg. g'nighty.

more pics of dad's truck

All Hail JASON

yeaaaahhhh! i signed up for the Insurance Class, and knocked out chapter 1 (again) - 9 chapters to go. that only took like 15 mins tonight. fuck yeah. this could mean i'm well on schedule to get my license and making some big mullah!

here's my schedule again: italics=done bold=next step
sign up for the Insurance class by 01/08
pass the class by 02/02
pass the test by 02/23
become trained on what to do by Barry by 03/30
receive my license by 04/13 (6 week delivery)
make at least 5 sales by 05/30
make at least 25 sales by 06/30

dumbass SWIFT driver strikes again...

SWIFT Trucking Co. - Sure Wish I Finished Training.....

first day on the road by herself, woman about drives over my dad's truck... it was a very low speed wreck. he's stopped in the turn lane to turn left onto the interstate, this big rig's getting off the interstate and turning left. the trailer of the truck drags about 15' across his hood, he's slowly drug backwards into the car behind him and his truck finally act as a wheel chock and stops the big rig.......... he's fine but I'm sure his blood pressure was 3x healthy levels, and I'm sure there were enough slang words vocalized to make a prostitute blush :P

Weekend fun!

Haha! how i slept so well last night :P and i do mean i as OUT at 11:30 and woke up at 4:30 this morn couldn't go back to sleep.


Me and brad built a makeshift ramp in my front yard.... and this was his car


How much bigger his car is compared to mine (granted i was too lazy to put the body on mine)


Mine catching some air


Mine's trying to act tough :P

I f'ed myself.

Haha, i bet none of you get gas mileage this bad! (actually i had just cranked up, and drove across the street, and idled for 10 or so mins, so i my avg kept going down.... tho i never got it above 18 for the next 15 miles....)


This is my brake pad that has been sounded SOOOO bad for a few weeks now. Note kids: if you hear a noise, check on it ASAP. my rotor is now pretty fucked.


The thin pad was on the backside of the rotor. the thicker one was on the front.


Now compare the front and back to A new pad.... yeah. BIIIG difference.

i forgot

another resolution was to be more on-time.

also i dunno why but when i left work today i was pisssed off. well, i went to walmart, and this bitch almost hit me cause she was cutting across the parking lot, and i was going down the lane like i was supposed to. after that i was just in irritated mofo - and i really dun know why :-
but i had Krystal's for supper and drove home. was gonna have dinner with someone but they backed out - that's ok cause now it's rescheduled for later this week - yeaaaa!! lol.

wednesday is my slack day for working out - but i think i'm gonna work out yesterday's schedule that i didn't do... since i may not work out friday anyways. oh well. peace

this time last year

i did this last year. this is this years:

1) Was 2006 a good year for you? Ummm.. i guess.
2) What was your favorite moment of the year? no real favorite. just had fun spending time with friends.
3) What was your least favorite moment of the year? being alone. any of the times.
4) Where were you when 2006 began? Shooting fireworks off drunk in the yard
5) Who were you with? just me and crystal
6) Where will you be when 2006 ends? here at home drunk
7) Who will you be with when 2006 ends? chris melanie jr and brad
8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2006? didn't really create any - but what i did want to do i didn't.
9) Do you have a new years resolution for 2007? yes
10) Did you fall in love in 2006? no :(
11) If yes, with who? :(
12) If yes, do they know? :(
13) Are you still in love with them? :(
14) You regret it? :(
15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2006? Yes :(
16) Did you make any new friends in 2006? Yes
17) Who are your favorite new friends? New favorites? Eh…

18) What was your favorite month of 2006? may was fun. so was july. both of those months was at jimmy's house (crystal's relative). sept i went to Jekyll island.
19) Did you travel outside of the US in 2006? No (or ever, it if matters)
20) How many different states did you travel to in 2006? damn. 1
21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2006? Yes
22) Did you miss anybody in the past year? Yes
23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2006? Talladega Nights :)
24) What was your favorite song from 2006? Regina Spektor - Fidelity (or the song Better - both are good)
25) What was your favorite record from 2006? i dun have any....
26) How many concerts did you see in 2006? 1
27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2006? the only one - Family Values
28) Did you drink a lot of alchohol in 2006? Hehehhe “no” :P

29) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2006? no
30) How many people did you sleep with in 2006? if you include "passing out drunk on the couch beside" then half a dozen :P
31) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year? nah.
33) What was the worst thing someone told you in 2006? "i dont regret the second like i regret the first. i wont regret my second because i know for a fact he cared and i know for a fact he will always cared."
34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2006? Sure
35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2006? Sure
36) How much money did you spend in 2006? $30,000
37) What was your proudest moment of 2006? getting my teeth fixed.
38) What was your most embarrassing? Ummm… I don’t easily embarrass. maybe being so slack i still don't have an insurance license?
39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2006 and change something, what would it be? i'd gotten that license before the class expired last august....
40) What are your plans for 2007? Oh God. Change jobs. Pay bills. Live life. Enjoy life. Help others enjoy life. Get durnk :P (well said from last year)

my new years resolutions....

Lifestyle:
Sell the house and get another one (dump the equity into another house of similar size/price)
Get ahead on car and mortgage payments (if not pay them off)

Health:
16" Bicep (currently is at 13") [edit: apparently at rest it's 13", when working the arms it's 14" - so adding 2 more inches should be fairly easy]
Keep my body weight under 175 (unless it's pure muscle mass - currently i'm 165lbs)
Bench press my body weight (currently I'm somewhere between 115-120) [edit: i just realized that i'm doing sets of 110 with little problem - my max is prob a lil bit above the 120 mark... like guessing right now would be 125-135 range - in high school i maxed at 140, i thought i had dropped off a good bit since then, maybe not...]
Lose the love handles (they're not bad... but i dun want them)
Six-pack of abs (you can kinda see 2 of em... and a mini-keg)
Pearly Whites - top and bottom (they're not straight or white, but hella better then they were this time last year)

and above all.... find a damn wife.

maybe setting a schedule may help.

first, my change of job/ additional income:
sign up for the Insurance class by 01/08
pass the class by 02/02
pass the test by 02/23
become trained on what to do by Barry by 03/30
receive my license by 04/13 (6 week delivery)
make at least 5 sales by 05/30
make at least 25 sales by 06/30

if all the above comes true before July 4th - then i should have earned at least $10,000 off sales alone. 25% is going towards fireworks and alcohol and I'm throwing 1 HELL OF A party :)

I'm trying to remember... me jon and jeremo went to Alabama and bought almost 2 paper sacks full of bottle rockets.. we collectively spent like $75 - and got... damn... 15? 20? 25? more? grosses of bottle rockets... they were like $8 a gross - but buy one get one free. so if we bought $56 in bottle rockets, then that was 14 grosses - or over 2,000 bottle rockets :) now lets say same deal, same price: $1000 in bottle rockets is 125x2 250 grosses - or 36,000 bottle rockets. is that even legal to transport? (well, into ga no, but still).

and evidently it only takes $30 in golden grain to make 10x the amount of jello shooters it takes to get 5 people drunk... so 50 drunk people for $30? Woot!

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch - good song. hot chicks :) hehe just more projector fun....



this was a very yellow explorer. i just found it interesting.... that's really about all...



look terri, see, it says to boil for 45 mins! or you can microwave it for 35 mins!



muhahahahahhaha.... Golden Grain.... 190 proof (95% alcohol) this was the warning label on the front.... don't worry we only made like 54 jello shooters.... and i still have i think 43 of em left in the fridge :P - how it was made: 1 package of jello, 1 cup boiling water, 1/2 cup golden grain (or everclear - but the store was out). somehow we figured that each cup was equal to 1.5 shots of 40% vodka... but now that number seems wrong. evidently drunken math can be a little off.....